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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Any pub where spurs supporters meet up in Auckland to watch LIVE games?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Drive down to the Viaduct. Walk to the edge of the water. Jump in.
Buffon II2010-03-26 20:00:26

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffon II wrote:

Drive down to the Viaduct. Walk to the edge of the water. Jump in.


No don't go, that's Ar***@l waterhole. It's wet, smelly and full of sewage sludge . . .
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smudgetheyid wrote:
Any pub where spurs supporters meet up in Auckland to watch LIVE games?


Usually have their meetings in a telephone booth.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Leggy wrote:
smudgetheyid wrote:
Any pub where spurs supporters meet up in Auckland to watch LIVE games?


Usually have their meetings in a telephone booth.
 
If you find yourself in a bar full of bikers in leathers, indian chiefs, construction workers and naval ratings it'll be the Man U bar
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Seriously, the only Spurs fan in Auckland I know is a lesbian, so a gay bar might not be the worst place to go...

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

An Air Force Fighter Pilot - dressed to kill in his dress blues - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the captain and asked him, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"

 

To which he replied, "Well, I fly F-16s every single day of the week, so I guess I am."

 

After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."

 

A short while later she left, and the fighter pilot ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"

 

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Leggy wrote:
smudgetheyid wrote:
Any pub where spurs supporters meet up in Auckland to watch LIVE games?
Usually have their meetings in a telephone booth.






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If you find yourself in a bar full of bikers in leathers, indian chiefs, construction workers and naval ratings it'll be the Man U bar

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You must have missed out something- cause I don't fit any of those.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Leggy wrote:

You must have missed out something- cause I don't fit any of those.
 
Maybe some of those might fit you?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Leggy wrote:
Junior82 wrote:


If you find yourself in a bar full of bikers in leathers, indian chiefs, construction workers and naval ratings it'll be the Man U bar

 


You must have missed out something- cause I don't fit any of those.


Oh, you're a motorcycle cop, then? Got it.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:

Leggy wrote:
Junior82 wrote:

If you find yourself in a bar full of bikers in leathers, indian chiefs, construction workers and naval ratings it'll be the Man U bar

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You must have missed out something- cause I don't fit any of those.
Oh, you're a motorcycle cop, then? Got it.


Oh . . . is that the reason he is called Leggy???
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Leggy wrote:
You must have missed out something- cause I don't fit any of those.




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Maybe some of those might fit you?


I don't think so.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:

Leggy wrote:
Junior82 wrote:

If you find yourself in a bar full of bikers in leathers, indian chiefs, construction workers and naval ratings it'll be the Man U bar

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You must have missed out something- cause I don't fit any of those.
Oh, you're a motorcycle cop, then? Got it.


Oh . . . is that the reason he is called Leggy???


No way.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Methinks you doth protest too much.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Methinks you doth protest too much.


I could not give a rats arse what you think.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sorry, is it that time of the month then?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Leggy wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Methinks you doth protest too much.


I could not give a rats arse what you think.


Err . . . didn't you just did then.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Leggy wrote:
Doloras wrote:

Leggy wrote:
Junior82 wrote:

If you find yourself in a bar full of bikers in leathers, indian chiefs, construction workers and naval ratings it'll be the Man U bar

 


You must have missed out something- cause I don't fit any of those.
Oh, you're a motorcycle cop, then? Got it.


Oh . . . is that the reason he is called Leggy???


No way.
 
did you have on hand on your hip and the other in the air when you said that?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Epic banter lads. I agree with Buffy though.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No, seriously, the lesbian Spurs fan I know just broke up with her girlfriend so perhaps the original poster could attempt to "turn" her.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Turn her from an NZ Yido to an Oz one?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:
No, seriously, the lesbian Spurs fan I know just broke up with her girlfriend so perhaps the original poster could attempt to "turn" her.


Pics?

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