The get to know Clive Plamer thread
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He seems like a lovely man he really does. Here's a link to his heart-warming life story
And right now he's suing the Queensland Premier for one million dollars!
Personally I can't spot the difference between Mr Palmer and Mr Creosote...
terminator_x2009-02-07 21:54:38
And right now he's suing the Queensland Premier for one million dollars!
Personally I can't spot the difference between Mr Palmer and Mr Creosote...
terminator_x2009-02-07 21:54:38
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Ooh is he a big fatty? We can work that angle somehow...
Normo's coming home
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he looks like the guy in my signature
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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He seems like a lovely man he really does.
Bloody comb over, go bald gracefully ffs 
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You would think that with a billion dollars he could afford a suit that fits and a hairdo that doesn't look like a wig. And in this photo it has mysteriously gone blond!
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'Ms Bligh said in the interview that it was not uncommon for rich men to
buy football teams, but it was unusual for them to buy political
parties, and questioned Mr Palmer's interest in the merged Liberal
National Party (LNP).'
That is an excellent quote. Hate him already
That is an excellent quote. Hate him already
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Turns out Tony P went over to Queensland to try and sort it all out once and for all...
TONY P: Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tony Pignata, Jedi Knight and CEO of Wellington Phoenix. I know that you are powerful, mighty Clive, and that your anger with Wellington must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Smeltz's release to Turkey. With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: first dibs on these two players.
PLODDER: What did he say?
TONY P: Both are hard working, and will serve you well.
PLODDER: This can't be! Draper, you're playing the wrong message!
PALMER THE HUTT: There will be no bargain!
PLODDER: We're doomed.
PALMER THE HUTT: I will not give up my favourite decoration. I like Shane Smeltz where he is.
PLODDER: Greg, look! Shane Smeltz! And he's frozen in carbonite!
(Smeltz Wars, Episode 6 - Return of the Turks)
TONY P: Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tony Pignata, Jedi Knight and CEO of Wellington Phoenix. I know that you are powerful, mighty Clive, and that your anger with Wellington must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Smeltz's release to Turkey. With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: first dibs on these two players.
PLODDER: What did he say?
TONY P: Both are hard working, and will serve you well.
PLODDER: This can't be! Draper, you're playing the wrong message!
PALMER THE HUTT: There will be no bargain!
PLODDER: We're doomed.
PALMER THE HUTT: I will not give up my favourite decoration. I like Shane Smeltz where he is.
PLODDER: Greg, look! Shane Smeltz! And he's frozen in carbonite!
(Smeltz Wars, Episode 6 - Return of the Turks)
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That is HILARIOUS.
Fever hall of fame.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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By the way:
Our fatty > Their fatty.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Tony's not that fa... oh, I see what you've done there.
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Saw the thread title and thought for a second it was about the dude who runs Capital Football. I was thinking 'sh*t, he's let himself go a bit.'
Then I remembered....
I think the fat boy Palmer looks like a new character Matt Lucas has created for Little Britain.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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He reminds me of Anthony Lee.
Genius. Post of the week. Hope he is as good.
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Look at that picture. Trying to look as if he's involved and all into his football. Nauseating.
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I think the fat boy Palmer looks like a new character Matt Lucas has created for Little Britain.
A new character? Or this one?
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very good
I can fully imagine Palmer flicking through lists of footballers -
"I want that one, that one and that one"
"Now, that's pass-back Culina, hell make a right kerfuffle of your attacks."
"Yea I know."
"Are you sure"
"Yea, I want that one"
You know we belong together...
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It's been a while since anyone put the boot into old Fat Boy Slime...
Here's a picture of Clive and his wife Anna (who obviously loves him for his personality).
What does it remind you of?
Here's a picture of Clive and his wife Anna (who obviously loves him for his personality).
What does it remind you of?
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Here he is with one of his other girlfriends...
He looks like one of those "Make-A-Wish" kids on a day out.
He looks like one of those "Make-A-Wish" kids on a day out.
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This is like shooting fish in a barrel...
Year of the Ox!
He could have at least turned up to this event with his hair the same colour as in the poster!
Year of the Ox!
He could have at least turned up to this event with his hair the same colour as in the poster!
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A club that claims they will win the A-League premiership on debut - and undefeated - clearly does not do low-key.
But even cocky newcomers Gold Coast United surprised with their reaction to an upset 2-1 win over underdone English Premier League outfit Fulham at Skilled Park.
It was a gutsy effort by the A-League new boys - led by Socceroos star Jason Culina - to come back from a 16th-minute Danny Murphy strike and clinch the win with two goals in the final 10 minutes.
The club's billionaire owner, mining magnate Clive Palmer, and extrovert coach Miron Bleiberg tried to keep the win in perspective - but failed spectacularly.
"We have made history for Australian soccer," Palmer said.
"A big thank you to Jason (Culina) for doing more than he had to do to make sure Australia showed the Pommies that we do have a good club team and can match them at any level."
Described by Palmer as "the Muhammad Ali of soccer", Bleiberg added: "I think we did a big favour and credit for the A-League as a whole (by beating Fulham).
"The A-League will be taken more seriously than ever before and that's credit to our boys."
What a couple of complete cocks...
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Gold Coast's players were happy to Beat Fulham
Gold Coast's owner was happy to Eat a Full (sized) Ham
robbwatson2009-07-10 17:40:57
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This is the face Clive is going to use about six weeks in to the season when he sacks Miron...
That is one angry fatty.
That is one angry fatty.
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