TWGOAT - Season Two underway!

Hey team so there are a couple of listeners out there of my and Patrick's terrible new project so I figured it better get a thread of it's own so as not to pollute the thread of more sane listeners out there that only want Phoenix City in their ears.

Since this doesn't really fit as "Phoenix" discussion I'm going to take the liberty of calling it "other football media" and chuck it here.

New episode up today that can be found here: https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/worstgame/episo...

And for those of you with no idea what I'm talking about you can find the first episode here: https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/worstgame/episo...

TWGOAT stands for The Worst Game Of All Time, btw. 

This is definitely a horrific idea.

This remarkably stupid endeavour continues this week with episode three:

https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/worstgame/episo...

I look forward to your glowing reviews!

The engagement on this thread is through the roof! 

But for those of you that are actually still listening - new episodes out today:here

We actually talk about that in the latest episode. It's sitting around 100.

A glowing endorsement right there ;)

Maybe we need to form a support group, and sit around discussing the poor life choices we are making

Not.

A.

Chance.

Pods hatching pods sounds rather sinister

Does quietly rocking back and forth translate well to an audio medium?

After a longer than ideal break from the game we are back on deck with this record from on location in Auckland.

Highlights include pukekos with tripod legs, ducks, and Patrick not knowing who Gazza is.

Click here to find the episode that has already be reviewed as "actually mildly entertaining"

The pukeko chat was off the chain.

I feel huge regret at not getting to refer to them as "the lobsters of the sky". That chance doesn't come up many times in ones life.

Two which is worse questions:

1) Not know who Paul Gascoigne or Maldini are?

2) Patrick's pronunciation of Gascoigne or Serepisos?

1. Both before my time.

2. Serepisos 

1. I say Gazza as he cut over from purely football circles to pop culture with stories like this which were well and truly in Patrick's lifetime

2. Did we talk about Terry? I might have to actually listen now!

Terry was from the Copa 90 video. 2:38 in.

You should have left that until Dave had sat through the podcast Dale.

To be fair, I took that as he knew who Gascoine was, but somehow wasn’t aware of the Gazza nickname. 

Nah, he knew who "Gasquerine" was, not Gazza. :)

Guys, you tear the chippie bag down the middle seam at the back, then out across the bottom, thus creating a flat tray for your chips. 

Savages.

The feels like a lot of effort and precision to still just end up making a mess. Bag bowl all the way.

Banger of a pod this week lads. I enjoyed the actual football chat.

Patrick

Ep1
Shark Cod  -  Malik

Shinning Light  -  Piney being Commentator

Ep2

Shark Cod  -  3 - Adam Parkhouse and Andrew Dewhurst and Malik

Shinning Light  -  Fever - We're Gonna win the league (91st Minute)

Ep3

Shark Cod  -  Patrick - For going to the kitchen during the Kosta goal

Shinning Light  -  Siggy - Concern about Tom Doyle and Concussion

Ep4

Shark Cod  -  Dave - For being an arsehole to Pat for not walking

Shinning Light  -  Sarah Jones offside calls/Fever being blatantly wrong when Smeltz injures Sorenson

Ep5

Shark Cod  -  Mark Rudan - HT says Elbow is not a foul

Shinning Light  -  Fever sing Manny Muscat baby after the penalty is awarded

Ep6

Shark Cod  -  Ryan Lowry

Shinning Light  -  Ground Staff - Pitch in excellent condition. Lines are very straight (WTF!!!!!!)

Ep7

Shark Cod  -  Killer Kilkenny. Grabbing Lia in a dick move

Shinning Light  -  Krishna fills in at LB against Manny

EP8

Shark Cod  -  Vince Lia's Fingernail for making Formaroli Bleed (yes I know it's spelt wrong. Yes its delibrate)

Shinning Light  -  HT Additional time of 4 minutes being tested

EP9

Shark Cod  -  People that lose their lanyards

Shinning Light  -  Lanyards. All about the Lanyards

EP10

Shark Cod  -  Patrick Barnes for failing to record the day before

Shinning Light  -  Yellow Fever - Smeltzy clobbering Sorenson

Dave

Ep1

Shark Cod  -  Brandan

Shinning Light  -  Piney - 5 Star Performance

Ep2

Shark Cod  -  Adam Parkhouse

Shinning Light  -  Yellow Card - are you fudgeing kidding me

Ep3

Shark Cod  -  Manny Muscat

Shinning Light  -  Vinnie Lia - Heroic Model posse after making Kilkenny bleed

Ep4

Shark Cod  -  Melbourne City's kit

Shinning Light  -  Patrick being in pain from his 'run'/The bozza laugh

Ep5

Shark Cod  -  Ryan Lowry

Shinning Light  -  Adam Peacock's collar

Ep6

Shark Cod  -  Glenn Moss - Handling outside the box

Shinning Light  -  Roy Krishna

Ep7

Shark Cod  -  Referee - Multitude of poor decisions

Shinning Light  -  Siggy throws shade at A-Rod's Throw in

EP8

Shark Cod  -  Shane Smeltz kicks the Great Dane

Shinning Light  -  Watto Offside and not giving a fudge

EP9

Shark Cod  -  Roy subbed off. Sad moment. Sharkuation

Shinning Light  -  Marco Rossi removing the spray

EP10

Shark Cod  -  Dave Richardson - Sumner Applause. Not singing the tribute song

Shinning Light  -  Hamish Watson - Successful Back Heel to win a throw

Looks to me like Pat using the same SC twice there...and it's himself.

Any suggestions on what his forfeit should be?

After a 27 round regular season, we make the playoffs and he has to watch us lose to City three more times

Have just caught up on episodes 10 & 11. Sharkcod for me was Patrick's talk of a 'Thanks, Siggy' button in Ep10, nicely buried 20-30 minutes after he'd given us the most 'Thanks, Siggy' moment by telling us that Saturday comes before Sunday, while explaining how his hangover delayed recording. (& Dave didn't even call him out)

You've gotta commit to it, Patrick. :)

Calling out Frostie as the Shark Cod.

Frostie has NEVER worn Nix colours, aside from a scarf, to Nix matches.  In fact, I don't think he even owns any Nix kit, maybe the odd Fever T but that is it.  The only football shirt I have ever seen him wear is a German shirt

In fact, to the best of my knowledge he has only done shirts off once

edit: a word

Name and shame that cod.  Fudge you frostie.

He is in fact the ultimate casual/eurosnob.

Also, I'm incredibly pissed at Patrick.  Whenever I call the official on the sidelines the lino/linesman he corrects me, but Dave does it and nothing.  

Double Standard.  Poor show