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10 reasons to go to work naked

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
10 reasons to go to work naked
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
  1. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your butt in here by 8.00!"
  2. Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
  3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources.
  4. I'd love to chip in, but left my wallet in my pants.
  5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
  6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
  7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
  8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
  10. No one steals your chair.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You take the initiative and prove it with (heavily censored) pictures, and then I'll consider it.  I don't want to be the first!
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
  1. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your butt in here by 8.00!"
  2. Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
  3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources.
  4. I'd love to chip in, but left my wallet in my pants.
  5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
  6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
  7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
  8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
  10. No one steals your chair.
 
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
  1. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your butt in here by 8.00!"
  2. Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
  3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources.
  4. I'd love to chip in, but left my wallet in my pants.
  5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
  6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
  7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
  8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
  10. No one steals your chair.
 
Do you get this happening very often LG?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm sure they appreciate you for your mind LG!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Number 9 is just wrong. Plain wrong.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And for those in a Brazilian style?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 
Actually I got e-mailed it from a lady, just didn't bother editing it as it's funny as it is.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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