15 sizzling sex secrets

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

15 sizzling sex secrets

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I saw the following Men's Health Magazine cover the other day:

I guess I should have been more interested in the "Lose your gut" headline, but it was the 15 sizzling sex secrets that grabbed my attention.

I have thought long and hard about it, and I can only think of the following sex secrets:

* Most women don't like it in the bottom.

* If your wife/girlfriend says she is not in the mood, don't ask if her sister or mother would be then.

* If using sizzled sausages in the bedroom, make sure they have been sufficiently cooled before inserting anywhere.

Can anyone let me know of the other sizzling sex secrets as I would like to surprise Mrs Mac with some competence when my birthday rolls around.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

*Oranges are not the only fruit

Salmon swim upstream

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Salmon07 wrote:

*Oranges are not the only fruit

e.g. watermelon?

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

bigtobz wrote:

Salmon07 wrote:

*Oranges are not the only fruit

e.g. watermelon?

its your funeral

Salmon swim upstream

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I mean party

Salmon swim upstream

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

*If you don't have the rubber, there will be no hubba hubba.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'd also take note of the 'The Quick Way to Amazing Abs' that was you're more likely to pull and use said learnings from 'sizzling sex secrets'

End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I <3 Nix wrote:

I'd also take note of the 'The Quick Way to Amazing Abs' that was you're more likely to pull and use said learnings from 'sizzling sex secrets'

I think I speak for several other feverites when I say - there's got to be an easier way!

Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Money? Good looks?.....worst case scenario : booze

End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

....22..23...24......25

booze you say?

Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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