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adopting kids and tigers

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
adopting kids and tigers

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
For a while now the wife and I have been keen on adopting a kid and a tiger - I think it would make those boring Tuesday nights pass a bit quicker watching them fight in the corner of the room.
 
Drunkingly trying to do it now, I am having the following problems:
 
  • to sponsor a tiger through WWF (nothing to do with wrestling), you decide to give an amount of money per month then have to go through another sign up process to become a WWF member (nothing to do with wrestling) at a cost before you can finish the process.  So you say "I will donate �x per month" but then you have to pay �x + membership fee to do that.
  • to sponsor a child through Word Vision (what I believe to be the best) you actually have to choose the kid you want to sponsor from a photo.  So you go through the drop-down menu's to pick a child under 8 years old from India and you feel like a nonce going through mug shots of kids who look like they are somewhere between 4 and 14.

It shouldn't be this hard.  All I want is a little indian kid and a tiger.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If you adopted a kid from Hull you'd have only one lot of paperwork to do.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
so how did it go Frankie? Good thing you're doing
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oceanic6 wrote:
so how did it go Frankie? Good thing you're doing
Pitching a little indian kid up against a tiger in a fight?

Allegedly

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mowgli >>> Shere Khan

"Phoenix till they lose"

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bagheera would probably stick his nose in and Frankie would (perhaps falsely) be linked with 'Romanian' bear abusers
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
so how did it go Frankie? Good thing you're doing
Pitching a little indian kid up against a tiger in a fight?
 
I am actually asking them to live together in harmony.
 
I seem to have adopted a kid, but no tiger at this stage.  Not sure when the kids will turn up, so going to have to clear out the spare room.
 
I am also now thinking about adopting a romanian bear.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Get plenty of newspaper for the tiger and remember to rub its nose in its own faeces if it soils the carpet.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
racist

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
racist
 
It's just a story about a boy named Sambo & his encounter with a tiger, that's all.  I don't see anything racist about that.  Had the tiger called Sambo a N****r then it'll be racist.
Wongo2010-03-23 07:36:54
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sigfried and Roy might have a spare tiger or too they are willing to give to a good home
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wongo wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
racist
 
It's just a story about a boy named Sambo & his encounter with a tiger, that's all.  I don't see anything racist about that.  Had the tiger called Sambo a N****r then it'll be racist.
 
You are having a wind up.... aren't you?
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Wongo wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
racist
 
It's just a story about a boy named Sambo & his encounter with a tiger, that's all.  I don't see anything racist about that.  Had the tiger called Sambo a N****r then it'll be racist.
 
You are having a wind up.... aren't you?
 
 
 
Who?  Me or Frankie?
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