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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

So, it looks like the ABs will finally win another WC trophy. How can the media top the hype-laden drivel it has already produced? (Dan Carter is Jesus, notes in grandfathers' coffins etc)

I predict after we win, the Dom Post won't have any words, and will just be all black ink mixed with jizz in the shape of the silver fern.

Maybe they will suggest renaming Auckland and Wellington, or branding kids with AB tattoos. I'm actually kinda serious here. Who knows what they'll pull out.

I definitely see journos buying thesaurus(plural?) so they can look up words for "OMG jizz".

This isn't bagging the ABs - good on 'em. But FFS some of the crap that's written....

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Onlycapableofwinningtheworldcupathomeest.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Premature All Blackulation?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

Maybe they will suggest renaming Auckland and Wellington.

Henryville

Ealestown

yes/no?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Cosimo wrote:

So, it looks like the ABs will finally win another WC trophy. How can the media top the hype-laden drivel it has already produced? (Dan Carter is Jesus, notes in grandfathers' coffins etc)

First one doesn't count as SA wasn't there.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Cosimo wrote:

Maybe they will suggest renaming Auckland and Wellington.

Henryville

Ealestown

yes/no?

What about Carterton... oh wait...

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

(since this isn't football I assume a banstick doesn't apply?)

Junior822011-10-21 12:20:03

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

2ndBest wrote:

Cosimo wrote:

So, it looks like the ABs will finally win another WC trophy. How can the media top the hype-laden drivel it has already produced? (Dan Carter is Jesus, notes in grandfathers' coffins etc)

First one doesn't count as SA wasn't there.

Ah so that's the whole 'make history' thing.

PS. Diddy - premature All Blackulation is genius

Cosimo2011-10-21 13:13:18

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

vive la France (never thought I'd say that - but needs must)

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hey yous bros Piri has got it sorted, it'll be a choice final , hope the cuzzies bring a crate around, gonna be awesome fellas

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tigers wrote:

vive la France (never thought I'd say that - but needs must)

Piri's gonna come round and sort out them snail eaters, coz ya can't beat a good boil up eh bro ..........

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

2ndBest wrote:

Cosimo wrote:

So, it looks like the ABs will finally win another WC trophy. How can the media top the hype-laden drivel it has already produced? (Dan Carter is Jesus, notes in grandfathers' coffins etc)

First one doesn't count as SA wasn't there.

Ah so that's the whole 'make history' thing.

PS. Diddy - premature All Blackulation is genius

hey fellas relax and chill, Piri haz them snail eaters sorted ... cher its PWWC now , Piri Weepu World Cup............ J Key is a tool.......cuz Piri for PM !!!! choice eh fellaz !!!!!!!!

kiwiMalaysia422011-10-21 15:20:20

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

kiwiMalaysia42 wrote:

tigers wrote:

vive la France (never thought I'd say that - but needs must)

Piri's gonna come round and sort out them snail eaters, coz ya can't beat a good boil up eh bro ..........

What is all this bro crap

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Piri doesn't need a watch coz HE DECIDES WHAT THE TIME IS !!!!!!!!!!!

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

hlmphil wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

Cosimo wrote:

Maybe they will suggest renaming Auckland and Wellington.

Henryville

Ealestown

yes/no?

What about Carterton... oh wait...

AOTEAROA = PIRI

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

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(since this isn't football I assume a banstick doesn't apply?)

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Much man love and a lot of man to love!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

Much man love and a lot of man to love!!!

Ifill, Greenacre >>>several continents>>>>Eales

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Piri likes "Kina" ..awesomeness completed !!

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

kiwiMalaysia42 wrote:

Piri likes "Kina" ..awesomeness completed !!

Do a bungee jump from the Petronas without the ropes.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Leggy wrote:

kiwiMalaysia42 wrote:

Piri likes "Kina" ..awesomeness completed !!

Do a bungee jump from the Petronas without the ropes.

Tie your Kangaroo down sport

I hate it when people compare Piri to God, I mean he's good but he ain't no Piri Weepu !!

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Kia kaha All Blacks !!!!!!!

Kia ora te iwi whanau
Nga mihi aroha
Nga mihi hari......

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Funny (not in a good way) how everytime NZ football post something positive about NZ football on their facebook page there's hardly any 'likes' but as soon as they say good luck to the All Blacks, there's over 1500 likes and almost 100 comments.

http://www.facebook.com/AllWhites?sk=wall&filter=1

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

George Kostanza wrote:

http://www.facebook.com/AllWhites?sk=wall&filter=1

Hey I like both sports, but interesting observation . Just shows total obsession with rugby over there.
kiwiMalaysia422011-10-23 18:28:48

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Four million people are holding their breath!!!!!

f**k off.

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

All Black fans should cover themselves in Rena oil tonight - that would kill two birds. Cosimo2011-10-23 18:45:27

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I hope that Johnny Nice Painter isn't in New Zealand today.

"BLACK, BLACK, BLACK!"

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Quade Cooper's Mum is supporting France. Too much abuse handed out to her son. Shame on you AB supporters who are booing during National Anthems and general boorish behaviour etc. Learn to be "good" winners...............just be gracious

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Well, even if the All Blacks do win tonight, at least I won't have to see them win another for at least another 24 years.

"24 more years! 24 more years! 24 more years! 24 more years!"

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Quade Coopers Mum will be pleased...........
Sorry Mrs Cooper .......ABs are World Champs !!!!!!!!!!!!

kiwiMalaysia422011-10-23 22:48:35

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm so distraught. Phoenix losing. All Blacks utterly played off the park, but the little cheats got through. Should've worn their white strip, they played so much like England anyway. For a rugby nation that pretends to pride itself on attacking rugby, that was horrendous.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ABs RWC Champs
Now for Man City to win and Woodsy to score some more goals tonight !!!= Perfect Week-end !!
(almost perfect , sorry Phoenix )