Are Jets Fans Stupid

Are Jets Fans Stupid

Could not find a joke thread ... so posted this here.

15,000 Scum Fans meet at the Energy Australia Stadium for a �Scum  Fans Are Not
stupid� Convention.

Con says, �We are all here today to prove to all of Australia that Scum Fans are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer.�

Joel Griffs gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Con asks him, �What is fifteen plus fifteen?�

After 15 or 20 seconds Joel says, �Eighteen!�.

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 15,000 Scum Fans start chanting, �GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!�

Con says, �Well since we�ve gone to the trouble of getting 15,000 of you in one place and we have the Australian press and broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.�

So he asks, �What is seven plus seven?�

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, �Ninety!�

Con is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh everyone is disheartened.

Joel starts crying and the 15,000 Scum Fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, �GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!�

Con, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, �OK! OK! Just one more chance.

What is two plus two?� Joel closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, �Four!�

Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 15,000 Scum fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream��GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!�
Midfielder2009-05-01 22:46:11

Welcome to 2005.

lol.

genius!

I like it

Every thread is a joke thread on this site

Thought this was going to be about the New York Jets 

Thought you were insulting my parents!

Just squint and pretend "Joel Griffiths" actually reads "Joe Namath"

(...no amount of squinting will make it read "Ben Roethlisberger" though )

First heard this joke years ago, although the butt of he joke was NZers  and the All Blacks. "Guv hum anutha chence" etc... kiwi pie2009-05-04 21:06:23

I squinted but all I could see was Brett Favre

Then you'll have to squint at the 2009 on your clock until it reads 2008