assignment help!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

All true FM, obviously.

Those ego-posting sigs are so last week....

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jag wrote:

All true FM, obviously.

Those ego-posting sigs are so last week....

oh well you gotta take it when you get it eh....

and i'm only talking about the ego posting sigs

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

As for the sigs. if smarah's being kind enough to provide the material, it would be rude not to use it.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

football_mum wrote:

i did notice you had changed your signature

i thought i might change mine too

" Football_mum once again proves she has style and fully deserves her status within the ranks of the YF : Danielsleftball 08 May 2008 at 9:21am"

Football Mum - why not use both smarah and DLB's quotes?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feverette wrote:

football_mum wrote:

Football Mum - why not use both smarah and DLB's quotes?

hahaha feverette I might not be able to fit my head thru the door if I do that

listen are you free friday evening smarah and I have a plan you might be keen on it and we are off out to a "fitness"

class I'll pm you with the details when I hear from her

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

As long as it's not Thursday as Mr. Feverette has training that night.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

when he finds out where shes going he won't stop her even if he has football training

which reminds me I must tell him indoors where I'm going

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I sense pole dancing classes

Allegedly

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I suspect you are right.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

nooooo we have been invited out with the phoenix training team...trust men to think that

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cheerleading then?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

i'm far too old and unfit for all that marlaky

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

trust me to be the last to know....... at least i'm not fit for anything after training!

HN - how's the calf? (and before anyone starts it's nothing to do with the young bovine he was seen with in the weekend)

Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

oh - and mr feverette? at least my position in life is being made clear (as if i had any doubt) :)

Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I find that hard to believe FM. Masseuses perhaps?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Footballmum and Feverette (if you're interested) I need to book our friday night "fitness" class today, what time suits you best? They're open 5-10pm, maybe 7 - 8pm? Give us time to go have a drink and practice our new skills afterwards!!

And Tegal what rubbish, Footballmum and I are classy ladies, come on!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Mermaids is classy

Haha joking of course,dont want sch things taken the wrong way

Tegal2008-05-12 14:15:25

Allegedly

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

cosmo wrote:

HN - how's the calf? (and before anyone starts it's nothing to do with the young bovine he was seen with in the weekend)[/QUOTE]

Not at all good.

So desperate that for Futsal yesterday I had to summon Feverish, Smithy and Granville. Granville with a hat trick and a disgracefully hungover Feverish lying in the middle of the pitch after every run he made while the game carried on around him.

[QUOTE=Tegal]Mermaids is classy

Haha joking of course,dont want sch things taken the wrong way

I have never ever been there and would not know... particularly if Mrs. News is watching this thread or at any point talking to Football Mum or Feverette or anyone else...

Hard News2008-05-12 14:19:44

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

2ndBest wrote:

2nd best's new saturday night checklist:

Eftpos Card

ID.

Condoms.

Bag of frozen peas.

The boy scouts would be proud of you.

If it's a particularly wild Saturday night and push comes to shove and continues on to a kick in the goolies you could always use the frozen peas for their other 'traditional' purpose

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

tigers wrote:

The boy scouts would be proud of you.

If it's a particularly wild Saturday night and push comes to shove and continues on to a kick in the goolies you could always use the frozen peas for their other 'traditional' purpose

Another course of action would be to fill said condom with large amount of frozen peas, then club your assailant unconscious with it.

...Please note that Jag does not condone contraceptive and/or frozen vegetable associated violence in any way...

p.s. I like this thread, it's getting more and more stupid as time goes on. Bit like myself in a lot of ways....

Jag2008-05-12 14:52:57

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jag wrote:

tigers wrote:

The boy scouts would be proud of you.

If it's a particularly wild Saturday night and push comes to shove and continues on to a kick in the goolies you could always use the frozen peas for their other 'traditional' purpose

Another course of action would be to fill said condom with large amount of frozen peas, then club your assailant unconscious with it.

...Please note that Jag does not condone contraceptive and/or frozen vegetable associated violence in any way...

p.s. I like this thread, it's getting more and more stupid as time goes on. Bit like myself in a lot of ways....

Wattie'll you think of next?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

McCain silly jokes won't help.....

**groan**

Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

keep your puns in the correct thread.....

smarah 8ish would be better for me... i will text you bit later on, busy here today 7 people away so far

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

sweet as, didn't book it today. Was stuck at work til after 7 trying to keep the place running! Will book tomorrow morning, a gal from my work wants to come too. Tharee foxy laydies!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jag wrote:

Another course of action would be to fill said condom with large amount of frozen peas, then club your assailant unconscious with it.

Might need to purchase some extra strength if that is the case.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Doesn't everybody?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

*cough* I certainly do

I'm sure there is a joke somewhere here about having to use baby peas instead

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jag does your mrs call you "sweetpea"?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

smarah wrote:

Jag does your mrs call you "sweetpea"?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

smarah wrote:

Jag does your mrs call you "sweetpea"?

Sadly, no. I don't take my own advice. Which is why another wee Jag is due to make it's debut in a couple of months.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

have you just not had one recently??...here maybe you can start the range early

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Going by the number of photos posted by FM recently, she has obviously just found the Google Images part of her search engine

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

haha no i've always used google images just wanted to add some variety

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And it is appreciated. So often i can't be bothered reading

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

f**k you guys, you all suck I failed my assignment.

haha nah I got 87%! Woot!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Our general rambling about nothingness have probably dumbed you down and hence dragged your mark down.

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