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assignment help!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
assignment help!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

your mission should you choose to accept (and you do) is to give me an example of positive feedback in the kidney. I need another 100 words in my essay. You have 20 minutes..GO!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have no idea what you're talking about. Postive feedback is something you get on ebay and TradeMe isn't it?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Any 100 words in particualr?
 
"Lorem ipsum..."
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hahaha thanks!  I rambled some sh*t about different cells absorbing different sh*t, so you can all stop worrying!
Couldn't have done it without you guys. Respect.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Typical student.  having two weeks off and still leaving it to the last minute...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
probably got an extension on it as well 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:
hahaha thanks!  I rambled some sh*t about different cells absorbing different sh*t, so you can all stop worrying!
Couldn't have done it without you guys. Respect.
 
Scary to think that someday lives may rely on your knowledge of "kidneys and sh*t"...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
or that I may teach your child..
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I was all ready to wade into some of my old Uni notes, but different cells absorbing different sh*t just about covers it.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Let me know when you get to Lungs un Shut... you may be able to help me out!!!



E + R + O

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*deep breath in* OK! 2nd best - I don't get holidays, I have block courses when all other students are at rest or drunk, even my mother didn't comment on the leaving it to the last minute concept, you woman. Kiwi pie, if some woman has a problem with her kidneys I pass her on to people who don't ask footballers for help with science assignmnts. Gooner - stay the hell away from my children. Jag, I know you're the smartest man alive, I was gonna PM you and ask but didn't think you would reply in the 20 minute threshold. and surge - 1) are u here yet? 2) we did that a few weeks ago, got to chop them up too. was grand! :D

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feel better now?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I will when I get my free bracelet! where have u been anyway? I haven't stalked you in a while.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just come in and take one. They are on the desk to the left with all the programmes. I was at work today. You are a sucky stalker if you have no idea what I am doing.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
that's what I want you to think...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think I will close my blinds tonight.
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smarah wrote:

*deep breath in* OK! 2nd best - I don't get holidays, I have block courses when all other students are at rest or drunk, even my mother didn't comment on the leaving it to the last minute concept, you woman. Kiwi pie, if some woman has a problem with her kidneys I pass her on to people who don't ask footballers for help with science assignmnts. Gooner - stay the hell away from my children. Jag, I know you're the smartest man alive,. I was gonna PM you and ask but didn't think you would reply in the 20 minute thresholdand surge - 1) are u here yet? 2) we did that a few weeks ago, got to chop them up too. was grand! :D

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What an intelligent and perceptive young lady you are

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think you are mistaking Jag's smarts for life experiences.
 
Women? Owww that cut to the bone.  I'm sure i remembered you saying a while back that you had holidays coming up. Perhaps not.
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smarah wrote:

*deep breath in* Kiwi pie, if some woman has a problem with her kidneys I pass her on to people who don't ask footballers for help with science assignmnts.

 
Sooo...your assignment teaches you how to pass the buck?
 
Sweet.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag wrote:
smarah wrote:

*deep breath in* OK! 2nd best - I don't get holidays, I have block courses when all other students are at rest or drunk, even my mother didn't comment on the leaving it to the last minute concept, you woman. Kiwi pie, if some woman has a problem with her kidneys I pass her on to people who don't ask footballers for help with science assignmnts. Gooner - stay the hell away from my children. Jag, I know you're the smartest man alive,. I was gonna PM you and ask but didn't think you would reply in the 20 minute thresholdand surge - 1) are u here yet? 2) we did that a few weeks ago, got to chop them up too. was grand! :D

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What an intelligent and perceptive young lady you are
 
That's gone right to your head hasn't it?

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Jag wrote:
smarah wrote:

*deep breath in* OK! 2nd best - I don't get holidays, I have block courses when all other students are at rest or drunk, even my mother didn't comment on the leaving it to the last minute concept, you woman. Kiwi pie, if some woman has a problem with her kidneys I pass her on to people who don't ask footballers for help with science assignmnts. Gooner - stay the hell away from my children. Jag, I know you're the smartest man alive,. I was gonna PM you and ask but didn't think you would reply in the 20 minute thresholdand surge - 1) are u here yet? 2) we did that a few weeks ago, got to chop them up too. was grand! :D

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What an intelligent and perceptive young lady you are
 
That's gone right to your head hasn't it?
 
I can't help it if the woman obviously knows what she's talking about.  I'm thinking of adding that quote to my CV!
 
Makes all my years at Uni seem worthwhile. Mind you, I don't think Smarah's ever clapped eyes on me. If she does she might change her opinion!!
 
You've seen me, Buffy. Didn't I look like the smartest man alive to you?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Errrm. Smartest man alive wearing a Partick Thistle shirt with a moustache and sunglasses who was at the Croat Club on Jan 19.
 

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
None of my Thistle shirts have a moustache and sunglasses
 
Well the mo's gone!
Jag2008-04-30 12:19:38

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I stand by my comment. He's a sharp man.

and yes i am intelligent and perceptive, what an egofest this is!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just woken up?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

nah just got home from uni, been doing an assignment now on my way to work. But if I had had the day off I would have been sanding not sleeping.

What do you do mister better than everybody else? hmmmm? :P
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm a 'responsible' grad student.  Although I do procrastinate a lot on here.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Phoenix, booze, uni, in that order" sorta makes you a hypocrite doesn't it?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm waiting on the booze part.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

hence why responsible is in quotation marks.  Grad students are meant to be responible but the fact i find myself on here all day means that i can't say i am.

But soon uni won't be on that list.
2ndBest2008-04-30 20:35:36
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Haha, yeah the YF forum is a pretty good form of procrastination. I'll be stoked when uni is over - a year and a half just seems so long however...


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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All this uni makes me feel so young YAY 5TH FORM haha actually why am i celebrating 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

pfft uni's so 1999-2004
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HK_Keeper wrote:
All this uni makes me feel so young YAY 5TH FORM haha actually why am i celebrating 


Uni i actually better because you don't HAVE to study something you hate. Unless bizzarely it's a pre-requisite for your degree.

I agree with YF being good for procrastination, I just went on the computer to check my emails and I've spent about 40 minutes on here and GateAUFC.
Critical_Lemon2008-05-02 13:41:18
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HK_Keeper wrote:
All this uni makes me feel so young YAY 5TH FORM haha actually why am i celebrating�
Uni i actually better because you don't HAVE to study something you hate. Unless bizzarely it's a pre-requisite for your degree.I agree with YF being good for procrastination, I just went on the computer to check my emails and I've spent about 40 minutes on here and GateAUFC.


It depends on your course really. I get one elective a year. Enjoy school while it lasts. All I remember was sports and underage partying. It was great. Mind you, uni was all about partying when I was doing an arts degree...

But yes I actually need to do some work instead of planning holidays to coincide with the A-League draw (architecture rears its ugly head once more) and procrastinating by reading posts on YF...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
pfft uni's so 1999-2004


You're a young 'un Cos. It's more like 1998-2003 for me.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yeah I got one elective this year at uni and it SUCKS. Psych 101 is soooo boring. My god. All other subjects are great though, and the best thing at uni is that everyone actually wants to learn. Plus you get to do way cooler stuff in science labs, and do stuff to your own blood, and cut up dead people. It's awesome.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:

Yeah I got one elective this year at uni and it SUCKS. Psych 101 is soooo boring. My god. All other subjects are great though, and the best thing at uni is that everyone actually wants to learn. Plus you get to do way cooler stuff in science labs, and do stuff to your own blood, and cut up dead people. It's awesome.



You don't have to go to Uni to cut-up dead people.

Hmm, maybe I've said too much...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
legally its a good idea though.
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