Bachelor Tasks Ideas - Help Please

So have planned the bachelor party for my mate in a couple of weeks so that is all sorted. However I've been trying to think of ideas of tasks that the guy has to do through out the day.

Give some girl a lap dance 

Serenade an older women

Horrible pick-up-line roulette (Pull a pick up line from the hat and has to use it on girls in the bar)

Panty Colour survey from as many of the girls in the bar/nightclub as possible. Find out which colour is most represented – then take a shot that is that colour

Do you have any other ideas?

2ndBest will be able to help with the reverse ideas.  He loves a good hens night.

Reconsider.

Reconsider doing tasks or being the best man or my mate getting married?!?

Reconsider: task yr mate might like to try at some point during the day. Just a thought. Options and all that....

Gin/vodka shots then. Or silver tequila.

Yeah, I know I'm getting on a bit, but those tasks just sort of make me squirm. I never understood humiliation and humor, I can't stand those US style roasts. 

Of course if he's into that sort of thing, then I guess go for it. Make sure you are not going to do anything that will piss the bride off though.

The wedding day is ultra-stressful as it is without unnecessary grief because the groom was filmed grinding away on some chicks lap, which let's face it is hardly very classy.

Gotcha!

Yeah clear liquid in that case.

Thanks for the advice, he is younger than me and most of the guys there are going to be into this as well.

This is a guy who's face book profile is him in an adult diaper from a costume party and quite happily gets naked when drinking, so I don't see him having too many problems doing stupid tasks. Wouldn't do anything that will get him in trouble with the bride (who is also a good mate)

Make sure you note down which bar it is that has more girls going commando than any other pantie colour, and post it here!

Swashbucklers. Auck Viaduct.

Here's a few I've set for friends over the years...needless to say, I'm dreading mine.

Each failed task results in one shot of the best mans choosing (paid for by the group, drunk by the groom)

• Direct traffic in Courtney Place
• Ask an attractive lady for a cigarette and then eat it in front of her, say thanks and walk off
• Busk until you've made $20 which you must then spend on a single drink
• Make a pair of footy socks out of gaffer tape and then let the stag members rip them off
• Ask a bloke for a dance and get the offer accepted
• If they are a mad fan of a particular sports team, make them do a 60 second speech about why their team is inferior to their #1 rival (my ManYoo/Crusaders friend had to do a speech as to why Liverpool/Hurricanes were better teams) and it must be perceived as genuine. Failure to do. Making them wear the opposition shirt is a bonus.
• Head along to a skate park (with skaters present) and proceed to do your best tricks routine without a board (i.e. running up and down the park and the halfpipe).
• Get a photo with a cops hat or a bouncers jacket.
• Go to a strip club and then walk around offering lap dances for $50 to the other patrons. (It helps if you tie your t-shirt in a knot above your bellybutton).

Got a few others, i'll see if I can dig them out

Show him some episodes of "Married With Children".

- Spend a night with Phillip John Smith

- do everyone's tax returns

- help out at the Cat Protection League

- give him ebola