Given there are a lot of gentleman here who like beer and football i'm guessing there are a couple of good sized beards out there.
In the wake of the break up the face vagine is coming back. Any advice on grooming to keep it tidy and looking semi-professional?
In the wake of the break up the face vagine is coming back. Any advice on grooming to keep it tidy and looking semi-professional?
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#1 and scissors for the hard to reach (under the nose) areas. I can get away doing that about once or twice a month, however I don't have to be that presentable for my job.
Edit: Will still need to shave neck/under chin hair (depends on where you want to draw the beard line) but due to beard only need to shave about once a weekBullion2011-06-21 13:37:34
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Don't go too well groomed or you'll start to look like a total douchebag. Nothing pencil thin or in odd shapes/places (e.g. Robert Pires).
If your beard is sh*t and grown out you'll look like a hipster or maybe a hippie. Growing an ironic mustache, also very hipster.
If your beard is sh*t and grown out you'll look like a hipster or maybe a hippie. Growing an ironic mustache, also very hipster.
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Sweet, i'll be getting onto that grooming kit ASAP!
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Having been through the Hippie pants/grunge phase with a beard in the 90's I am familiar with beards and the common pitfalls associated with them.
Beards unattended can be vulgar, smelly and cause constination and dismay in your neighbours. I used to not shave until it got annoying and disgusting and shave the whole thing off then regrow, rinse and repeat.
It's suprising how painful whiskers can be; if you have them, (whiskers that is), rub your beardy face with pressure using your hand - unpleasant is'nt it? You have to be careful wearing a beard particularly when entertaining the ladies. 
Nowadays I have no time for beards as I spend half my life chasing rogue hairs that sprout overnight from the ears and the nose instead. My beard has gone all grey anyhow.
Mind you people have commented to my George Cloooneyesque, grey bits around the side of my head and temples. But not the hair of my chinny chin chin.
Beards are a young mans game.
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pretty much all people with beards are nonces.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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It's suprising how painful whiskers can be; if you have them, (whiskers that is),�rub your beardy face with pressure�using�your hand - unpleasant is'nt it? You have to be careful wearing a beard particularly when entertaining the ladies.
Mine is pretty soft. No real complaints, only when the hair around my lips gets a little too long
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Haha, went for a number 3 all over, enjoying it. I'm hoping the rapid uprising of the gingers is a revolution that will be short lived.
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