Been away for a week

Been away for a week

What have i missed?

Arsenal signed a Nigerian Striker. Looks like a spring heeled, straight shooting superstar.
Douglas Myers got knighted for services to drug pushing and/or exploiting the poor.

We bet bolton 6-0, and Chelsea and Manyoo were docked 10 league points for illegal dealings trying to purchase Cesc because they've realised he's the sh*t.

Oh, and Arsene's finally spent some $$$ in the market, we've now got Cole, a 6"7 Traore, Vidic, and Messi.

The Nix have signed Chris Killen on loan, and Jiang Chen has turned up at White Hart Lane as 'arry reckons he can get the best out of him (and of course he needs another over-rated foreign striker).

Andrew Mehrtens has signed for the Blues as Luke McAllister wants to play 12.

Oh, and John Minto successfully challenged to become the new leader of the Labour Party.


Pretty quiet really.

I meant what have i missed on the forum. I did read the paper while away (which took 6km to get to, 3km of which were wading through waist deep water).

Up Mt Cook and down the other side, in bare feet, and you think we have the right to complain?

I'm not complaning. In fact it was a brilliant walk.

Hahaha sweet my man, hopefully the break was nice and relaxing!

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