Best Junior Team Names

What were the best junior teams called that you played in?

We were for 2 years the Miramar Young Guns after the cricket team.  The players rose up and we then had a vote between the Bulldogs (coach and his son) and the Street Hawks (the rest of us 10 year olds).  

The Street Hawks were victorious - even though I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as a Street Hawk.

My cousin was also in a team called the "Robins" - unsurprisingly they were terrible.

Any other great or terrible names?

 Nighthawks.  Not junior, but just saying.

Streethawks are definitely tougher than Nighthawks - but the fact Nightawks are in Naenae probably edges it

Boca

(did not play for them)

Karori Hornets. We were decent. Karori Bears were pretty formidable as contained Marius and Elliott

Played junior football in Taupo where the teams were all named after European teams. First played for Millwall aged 8, then Thistle, Wimbledon, Liverpool (twice) and Bayern Munich.

That is very common in the US where junior clubs buy the rights to use a pro clubs name.  We recently played against Solar Chelsea. Amusing.

I had Karori Forest too - due to the coach being a Nottingham fan

Not a junior team but one of our work teams plays indoor against ACC Milan. I thought that was quite witty.

Acc milan is genius

Interracial milan is 1 ive seen at indoor as well mad chest hair united

 Defaulted

we won the first 3 rounds then the organizers made us change our name

so we went with Melissa.

Another great name from our Indoor teams league - Rail Madrid. Haha

The Paul Gadd Invitational XI?

(not a real team)

For twilight football we were 'super heroes in training' - shit for short. 

Just notice on the CF website that Cap 10 has Wgtn Utd Honey Badgers vs Mar Rangers Mysterions tomorrow.

Almost worth turning up for the names alone

best church team name is Sabre Toothed Tithers

Obligatory Botswana Meat Commission reference.

We had a social team called 'crabshack and co' at uni.
We won 3 seasons in a row and our keeper was our 3rd top scorer.

Good times

Played 5-a-side in London against a team full of Pakistanis and Bangladeshis called Real Madras

Played in a five a side team years ago named "First Upper Clutha Kindergarten Of Fundamental Football" oddly enough organisers never used the acronym.

I believe the Ministry of Justice lunchtime team is still Surreal Madrid