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Boring Scenario Distractions

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Boring Scenario Distractions
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So i'm sitting at Uni and using wireless to avoid the lecture but still appearing present...anyone else got things they do to survive shockingly boring scenarios? 
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I like to make up films in my head. Or build towns out of blu tack.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
web sudoko
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depending if i've got wifi
 
either write list of musos, footballers (or just hold it in my head) or sneakily read a book
 
wifi = sorted
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Draw up various sports teams or implausible backline plays

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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Draw up spectacularly unrealistic and ill thought out tactics and thoughts on the Phoenix and post them all over the Fever just to annoy the f**k out of the Back room staff.

Plenty of people do it, you may as well wade in as well.
Hard News2009-09-22 20:07:41

How's my driving? - Whine here

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I post long winded laments to the follies of my favorite football team, in particular their management and tactics.

other wise I post various degrees of diatribe to Russell Brown


E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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Sometimes if I can't sleep I try to remember every Phoenix result and every Phoenix goal in order.
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Sometimes if I can't sleep I try to remember every Phoenix result and every Phoenix goal in order.
Sadly I think I may have done that aswell, well at least the home games.

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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and I thought all  men ever thought about when you were bored was shagging  ...I stand corrected
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Sometimes if I can't sleep I try to remember every Phoenix result and every Phoenix goal in order.
 me too.
 
A fair few pages of my science book are filled with football strips I've sketched up.
You know we belong together...

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I think about whatever interesting problem I'm working on. Like trying to find the Tutte polynomial of the Petersen graph, or something like that. Though normally more abstract.

Not sure how that will help anyone else though.
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#1. Where the f**k have you been Yom?

#2.
I'll fuss over my fantasy league team, or find an excuse to go somewhere else in the building, making sure I take the lifts because they are slow.
Stefan2009-09-22 23:29:59
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Stefan, your trousers create the perfect distraction for everyone else! C-Diddy2009-09-22 21:55:28

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Stefan wrote:
#1. Where the f**k have you been Yom?


Lurking, laughing at the stupid, doing lots of maths. Mainly the latter.
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C-Diddy wrote:
Stefan, your trousers create the perfect distraction for everyone else!

Sadly. Im not allowed them in my work group.
Casual friday for us is, shirt, with collar. pants and black shoes.

Booo.
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I draw random ass pictures, all lines, normally creating some big messed up "figure" of my imagination with nothing but perfectly straight lines...something to do with triangles and squares I feel...
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I go onto www.youplay.com and do the quiz, attempting to get 20/20 without cheating.  They claim to have over 40 000 questions from which they randomly choose 20 to test you from, but I don't believe them as I've received the same questions numerous times.
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yes
I was trying to engineer camaraderie with Yellow Fever Hierarchy


E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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Coming up with new business ideas. Probably the main boring scenario distraction. Guess you need something like that as a civil servant... 

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great time waster to dazzle your workmates...from a quiz I went to the other week.
 
 
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Play this game:
http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html
but to really waste time set up a spreadsheet with scores and teams and play a mini tournament
 
oh yes- time is flying by now

Salmon swim upstream

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Salmon07 wrote:
Play this game:
http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html
but to really waste time set up a spreadsheet with scores and teams and play a mini tournament
 
oh yes- time is flying by now
 
Just held a torunament and friggn Australia beat Windies in the final
 
 
took 1 hour off my life

Salmon swim upstream

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Creating wonderful goals in my head- of which I'm an integral part of, of course- and thus winning the girl of my dreams and the title for Liverpool! Or other such scenarios involving football, girls and me being the absolute man. Gotta dream!!
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Read what isn't released to the media.
Look at the incidents that have taken place around wellington.

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Salmon07 wrote:
Play this game:
http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html
but to really waste time set up a spreadsheet with scores and teams and play a mini tournament
 
oh yes- time is flying by now


I've always thought this Ireson but now I need to say it; your the best person in the world.
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brumbys wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
Play this game:
http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html
but to really waste time set up a spreadsheet with scores and teams and play a mini tournament
 
oh yes- time is flying by now


I've always thought this Ireson but now I need to say it; your the best person in the world.
 
i was playing it when you just posted
 
my carpal tunnels are sore

Salmon swim upstream

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Annoying game.

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