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C-Diddy's get rich quick scheme

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy's get rich quick scheme

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Haha. Damn I wish it was the real coops.

Going through the wifes search history from 9 months ago?Stefan2010-05-13 21:37:02
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm confused. How does frozen sperm help the customer satisfy his wife with a hot load...
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Think of it like a frozen dinner.
Not very nice cold. But hits the spot when heated.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
Think of it like a frozen dinner.
Not very nice cold. But hits the spot when heated.


A Tui Ad/Male Urban Myth

Sperm hits the spot when heated - YEAH RIGHT
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well. it lasted a good few posts before turning to sex..

Personal best?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
talking about hypothetical frozen sperm flown across the ditch and heated presumably in a microwave is hardly sexual (well maybe for you)

& lol how were you going to test it wasn't too hot - dip your elbow in it like some people do with bath water
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
talking about hypothetical frozen sperm flown across the ditch and heated presumably in a microwave is hardly sexual (well maybe for you)

& lol how were you going to test it wasn't too hot - dip your elbow in it like some people do with bath water
 
if she screams its too hot  
 
 
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Topic: C-Diddy's get rich quick scheme
 
 
And to think I used to give it away for free!!!
C-Diddy2010-05-13 22:01:31

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:

Stefan wrote:
Think of it like a frozen dinner.
Not very nice cold. But hits the spot when heated.
A Tui Ad/Male Urban MythSperm hits the spot when heated - YEAH RIGHT

Apologies. I thought you were talking from experience.
No offense intended.


The tag line for the Drink Big Cock is "Hits the spot"Stefan2010-05-13 22:16:13
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
Topic: C-Diddy's get rich quick scheme
 
 
And to think I used to give it away for free!!!

and sometimes even paid to give it away.........

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:

No offense intended.


The tag line for the Drink Big Cock is "Hits the spot"


None taken. Males never seem to realise that females talk about their sex lives with one another way more than you guys do and the general consensus amongst every chick I know is that sex no matter how great it is can only be enhanced if sperm wasn't part of the equation lol
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good point.
If we didn't have to keep everything reasonably PG. I would tell you why I thought it was.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
Good point.
If we didn't have to keep everything reasonably PG. I would tell you why I thought it was.


ummm I've been on this forum for a cpl of months and someone forgot to tell me that lol. my posts range from material that could be used in an Oxford debate to Penthouse forum letters

the credits crack me up
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
what I am thinking is more penthouse than oxford debate.

You get away with is because of all the flirting.
Plus nobody knows who you really are. Madame Mysterious.

Although I did come across you on facebook.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:


Although I did come across you on facebook.


snigger snigger

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
you guys take every single thing i say as flirting - most of the time I'm just being a smart arse

I'm not that mysterious. I've met one person off here and Arsenal and I have been in the same club as one another quite a few times without yet being smart enough to work out who the other is. I'm sure to meet the rest of the wgtn pack who aren't going to SA during the kiwi games as I'll be heading to the Four Kings by my lonesome cause all my non-sporty mates said get real about tagging along
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Stefan wrote:


Although I did come across you on facebook.


snigger snigger


I'll give you that one Jnr
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I knew that would happen.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This is my motto:


We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And this is your list:


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