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Calling all FOOTBALLS! - Marine Debris!

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about 12 years ago

HELP! Find Footballs (round soccer balls) from the beach!

CALLING ALL FOOTBALLS! 

I am the photographer, Mandy Barker, internationally renowned for the project, SOUP, and am now collecting marine debris Footballs (round soccer balls) that have been found on beaches/washed up, for my next project. I am hoping to get footballs (even parts of will do) from as many different countries/beaches from around the world as possible. If you saw a football washed up and would be willing to post it on to me in the UK, telling me where you found it (and could add an emailed pic of where you found it & date) I would be extremely grateful. I will of course pay all postage costs and in return send you a postcard of the final image which will include your ball!

If you can help or know someone who could, please email me: info@mandy-barker.com for my postal address.

Deadline for balls collected is March 2014.

My work aims to engage the public by combining the contradiction between initial aesthetic attraction with
the message of awareness about plastic marine pollution. To view my previous images please visit http://mandy-barker.com

All footballs will be greatly received & thankyou for helping me to increase awareness of issue of marine pollution.

It would be great to include a ball from New Zealand in my 'alternative' World Cup project! Many thanks!

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about 12 years ago
Mandy Barker wrote:

HELP! Find Footballs (round soccer balls) from the beach!

CALLING ALL FOOTBALLS! 

I am the photographer, Mandy Barker, internationally renowned for the project, SOUP, and am now collecting marine debris Footballs (round soccer balls) that have been found on beaches/washed up, for my next project. I am hoping to get footballs (even parts of will do) from as many different countries/beaches from around the world as possible. If you saw a football washed up and would be willing to post it on to me in the UK, telling me where you found it (and could add an emailed pic of where you found it & date) I would be extremely grateful. I will of course pay all postage costs and in return send you a postcard of the final image which will include your ball!

If you can help or know someone who could, please email me: info@mandy-barker.com for my postal address.

Deadline for balls collected is March 2014.

My work aims to engage the public by combining the contradiction between initial aesthetic attraction with
the message of awareness about plastic marine pollution. To view my previous images please visit http://mandy-barker.com

All footballs will be greatly received & thankyou for helping me to increase awareness of issue of marine pollution.

It would be great to include a ball from New Zealand in my 'alternative' World Cup project! Many thanks!

Nice one Mandy*. Come on guys, the girl needs balls!  Especially washed-up ones.

* Hi to Sarah & wish you luck.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago

Why would I send my washed up balls half way across the world? This Mandy person, is she worth it?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago

It's art mate. Worth it.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago

Someone taking pictures of my washed up balls is art?


Isn't that called sexting or twerking or something like that?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

Someone taking pictures of my washed up balls is art?


Isn't that called sexting or twerking or something like that?

Necrophilia.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago
Jerzy Merino wrote:
Junior82 wrote:

Someone taking pictures of my washed up balls is art?


Isn't that called sexting or twerking or something like that?

Necrophilia.


The Question were his balls ever alive in the first place


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about 12 years ago

C'mon guys, this is SERIOUS art we're discussing. "Combining the contradiction between initial aesthetic attraction" (MB) with

....... (place your own quote here).

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago

A good dose of penicillin afterwards?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago
Jerzy Merino wrote:

C'mon guys, this is SERIOUS art we're discussing. "Combining the contradiction between initial aesthetic attraction" (MB) with

....... (place your own quote here).


So are you trying to say you have a "Lithromantic Bond "  with his Balls........so full of contradictions !!!!
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about 12 years ago

^ Ah... no. Best ask the artist herself 4 reasons 4. But then they never tell you. "The art speaks for itself", etc. etc.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago
Jerzy Merino wrote:

. "The art speaks for itself", etc. etc.


"My balls are my word"?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Jerzy Merino wrote:

. "The art speaks for itself", etc. etc.


"My balls are my word"?

Got it in two!

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago

Beached as footballs

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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about 12 years ago

Anyone sent Mandy a washed-up ball yet?

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago

Inspected mine yesterday. They were all a bit flaccid and in need of good pump. All done and ready for a good kick around.


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

Inspected mine yesterday. They were all a bit flaccid and in need of good pump. All done and ready for a good kick around.


Soak 'em in the briny (Ohiro Bay/Makara...) then send. Just the one. Minus crabs or other crustacea.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History

My balls may be saggy and washed up, but they do not have crabs thank you very much!


Edit: And by the way they are still needed - the kids need them for training and just for kicks.



#notinajimmysavillewayhonestly

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

My balls may be saggy and washed up, but they do not have crabs thank you very much!


Edit: And by the way they are still needed - the kids need them for training and just for kicks.



#notinajimmysavillewayhonestly

Mandy needs them (one anyway) too. But maybe the documentation is good to go. Hey Mands, you getting all this down? Part of the project, yeah? Balls that never arrived but could've. No copyright for this forum. What typeface/font you gonna be using? Frodo? Dildo? Sans Serif? Be good to hear from you. Might encourage the lads...

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago


Deadline day tomorrow. You got any NZ balls yet Mandy?

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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