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Can you help?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can you help?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hi sir,
>  i am very happy to write to this mail.i know this is my first time i
> will be sending you a mail.i will like to inform you of who i am.i am a
> nigerian,a footballer,16 yrs of age,a defender,skillfull and can pace
> upfront.an elderly coach told me of kalice sport consultancy which i
> contact them over a month plus and i recieved reply from them,since than
> i have been contacting them and always got reply from them.now sir,i
> have send to them all my details and they too have send to me contract
> agreement but what is baffle me is that i went the gunners
> site(arsenal.com)but i could not found anything concerning kalice sports
> consultancy liverpoool.my problem is that they has me to send to them my
> scan international passport and other document with permit fee of
> 350GBP.THE MONEY WHEN CONVERTED TO NAIRA IS NOT A TOKEN.So please sir i
> will like you to send to me more information on KALICE SPORT CONSULTANCY
> before i can proceed with them.please sir this is very urgent.i pray GOD
> be with you as

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

They could have at least gone with something a little less clique than Nigerian!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sounds ideal for YF Sponsorship ForteanTimes2009-08-06 09:52:04

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A defender, skillful... with pace up front! Sign him up. U20 marquee.
Then send our bank account number so that his father, the deposed dictator of Timbuktoo, can deposit $20 trillion dollars into our bank account.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That's appalling, I expect much worse standards from my Nigerian scams. Critical_Lemon2009-08-06 10:11:48
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Something you need to tell us Feverish " will be sending you a mail"

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Same old scams, always begging"
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Send them Wynners.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You could tell him to try this other guy who sent me an email because I gave him some money.......although he isn't very good at getting back to me
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We might find the next Marco 
E + R + O

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
FOR CLIFF'S SAKE FIND OUT IF HIS SURNAME IS MARTINS BEFORE DISMISSING HIS CLAIM

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lets hope he's a cousin of Gorge Weah

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