Come on guys I'm disappointed - usually you have threads up about tapping anyone famous let alone someone with a footy tie in
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Hey this is my first created poll - I can't get everything right lol. plus anyway go ahead FP... youth before looks
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I really thought about it. But Paul just doesn't do it for me. We're just friends!
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well I'm not into guys who grope and he cd do way more than usual so I'll say no too tho I do hope he lives a long sushi free life
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Being an octopus, he'd have good suctions..
I feel dirty now.
I feel dirty now.
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If he really does have 8 testicles he can go and f#ck himself.
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Isn't one of an octopuses legs his penis?
Im voting no. His complexion puts me off.
Im voting no. His complexion puts me off.
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Would i what with Paul?
Three for me, and two for them.
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Buffy, your avatar scares me.
I keep waiting for something to happen.
I keep waiting for something to happen.
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I like it. I'm not sure what it is but i like it.
Anyway i'm still wondering what i would get to do with Paul, and whether or not i would have to pay.
Anyway i'm still wondering what i would get to do with Paul, and whether or not i would have to pay.
Three for me, and two for them.
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I imagine a handy.
Any kind of penetration would be risky due to the sharp beak they have.
Any kind of penetration would be risky due to the sharp beak they have.
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No penetration? I'm out.
Three for me, and two for them.
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No penetration? I'm out.
lack of penetration disappointment - by you or by him???
& re what wd you with paul - well what ever it is you always mean by the various wd you polls re Jessica Simpson/Julia Gillard etc etc
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No penetration? I'm out.
lack of penetration disappointment - by you or by him???
A little from column A, a little from column B.
Three for me, and two for them.
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He'd give great hand since he has 8 of them.
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maybe but i'd heard that once an octopus suctions on it can be sometimes hard to get him to release his grip... not to mention in the heat of the moment he might squirt his ink so to speak...
i'm a little concerned about the 3 who voted yes - maybe they thought the question was wd you go pickpocketing with Paul
i'm a little concerned about the 3 who voted yes - maybe they thought the question was wd you go pickpocketing with Paul
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Black ink with White = grey mess?? How do you tell the difference between male and female octopus's??
Lonegunmen2010-07-10 14:43:28
And found this.....
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Yes, I would eat him.
We will never fully decide who has won the football.
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Am I alone in my concern the Germany is once again unifying under a single leader?? Surely this potential OctoFuhrer, with his charismatic slimy ways..
BRB -I can hear an aquatic slithering, Id better check it out, If im not back in 10mins, alert the authorities
.....AFK
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Am I alone in my concern the Germany is once again unifying under a single leader?? Surely this potential OctoFuhrer, with his charismatic slimy ways..
BRB -I can hear an aquatic slithering, Id better check it out, If im not back in 10mins, alert the authorities
.....AFK
Nothing that a bit of batter and hot oil can't fix.
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Right, off to the supermarket tonight to get some vegetable oil, flour and breadcrumbs.
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Paul > all.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Well, if you're a leg man, he's perfect!
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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He has protetion from Spain!!!Hey, leave Paul alone
Next World Cup he has to pick the score as well.
I'm going to train up some psychic slugs.
(don't need no bl**dy octopus in football)
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Am I alone in my concern the Germany is once again unifying under a single leader?? Surely this potential OctoFuhrer, with his charismatic slimy ways..
BRB -I can hear an aquatic slithering, Id better check it out, If im not back in 10mins, alert the authorities
.....AFK
They could chuck the two boxes with flags into the water - which country do we invade sir?
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this is a strange thread
well i think my ironic femanist original intention got lost in the wash in paul's clothes spin cycle
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Hey, leave Paul alone
Next World Cup he has to pick the score as well.
"Spain's 1-0 defeat of the Netherlands in the World Cup final gave Paul the psychic octopus a 100% record for the tournament, and now the Italians are trying to claim "Paolo" as their own."
Source Soccernet.espn.go.com
Kiwi Jambo2010-07-12 18:05:52The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.
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aww no even if his fans don't turn against him apparently Octopi don't have long life spans so perfect Paul might not be around for Brazil 
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http://tvnz.co.nz/2010-fifa-world-cup-news/oracle-octopus-gets-own-cup-retires-3640764
"Paul now wants to say good-bye to the whole world," Daniel Fey, a supervisor at Sea Life, told Reuters. "He really enjoyed all the media attention but now he's returning to his old job."
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Apparently Spain is offering Paul political asylum after the death threats. He could gain refugee status & come to NZ.
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Yes, there is a skill shortage here in the area of 8-legged smart@rse pundits.
Immigration would fast-track his PR.
If he comes to Wgtn I would personally take him to such sights as the Te Papa colossal squid exhibition and the Island Bay Marine Centre (with its two octopi).
Immigration would fast-track his PR.
If he comes to Wgtn I would personally take him to such sights as the Te Papa colossal squid exhibition and the Island Bay Marine Centre (with its two octopi).
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