Closing down sale - everything must go

Back off to London in about a month, so there are a load of things that I am selling/flogging/renting/etc.  Send me a PM or an email me (stevenjones_6@hotmail.com) if you are interested in any of the following:

• 2.5 bedroom apartment on Church Street for rent
• 3 seat leather couch
• 43 inch Samsung TV (color)*
• 6 seater dining table (with 6 seats)
• Super King size bed*
• Les Mills membership (6 months remaining on 3 year membership rate - I think $23.76 per week)
• Sky TV membership (mySky+ HD - 6 months remaining on 1 year contract)
• shitty old double bed

I'm glad to see you learnt your lessons and at least didn't buy a surround sound unit this time

once bitten, twice shy

how much for the super king bed?

100 bucks?

about 10 times that.

It is in great condition - hasn't seen must action

Bump

TV has gone, and the Les Mills memberships are being troublesome to change over with only 6 months to go (although anyone is welcome to take the final 2.5 years of the 3 years membership if they want) but couch, dining table, last 6 months of Sky+ HD contract, Super King Size bed, flat for rent and Mini One are all still available.

Most stuff will start to go on TradeMe this week

How much for the Mrs?

She says too much for you (although she is willing to listen to offers from younger, fitter guys)

Let me guess Greenie - the guys you are on tua with are in the pub picking up girls, while you in your room forumming

pretty much everything is gone now, although the following still available:

any dildos left? 

nah, Run Stacey Run has worn them all out

there is also the following (for free)

3 x pots

1 x frying pan

crappy toaster

decent steamer

some basic kitchen utensils - garlic crusher, roasting tin, grater

bedside tables have been snaffled by Feverish (although I dread to think what kind of things he is going to keep in there - little blue pills, a rag that smells like chloroform, speciality magazines, poppers, etc)

so we keep finding things that we need to get rid of - all free to a good home.  This is the list we have:

2 x wireless telephones

3 x pots (with glass lids)

1 x thick wooden choppping board

1 x pretty garbage toaster

1 x electric jug

some kitchen stuff that sits in the drawer under the cutlery (y'know, masher, garlic crusher, scissors, fish slice, etc)

George Foreman steamer

Iron and ironing board

How old are the phones Frankie?

I guess we bought them new when we got back here 6 months ago, but I have no recollection of from where

Have you got a decent ladle? For the life of me I can't find ours. (Will probably live in that draw underneath the cutlery where mine used to live before it f*cked off). Will give you $5 if you can meet up with Vickmeist in the CBD.

I'll give you $5 if I can meet up with Vickmeist in the CBD

(jokes)

Didn't know what a ladle was, so just googled - doesn't look familiar sorry

How much for phones Frankie?  Actually free?

Meet on Boulcott sometime for a handover?

free

thinking about it, we need them until we move out on Wednesday next week - can you wait until then?

Absolutely.

done and done

sorry news - meant to get in contact and sort this out for you earlier.  Give me a bell tomorrow morning on 027 522 7309 and I will run the phones down to you.

Rookie mistake my friend. Now I can put the voice changer app on my iphone to good use.

Isn't that meant to start with 555 ?

phones up FM

He answers " I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hang up now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will get patrick to ban you."

He's leaving the country tomorrow so really doesn't care.

Jonesy.  Working from home but will come in to town mid-morning to pick something up will call then.