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Closing down sale - everything must go

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over 12 years ago

Back off to London in about a month, so there are a load of things that I am selling/flogging/renting/etc.  Send me a PM or an email me (stevenjones_6@hotmail.com) if you are interested in any of the following:

  • 2.5 bedroom apartment on Church Street for rent
  • 3 seat leather couch
  • 43 inch Samsung TV (color)*
  • 6 seater dining table (with 6 seats)
  • Super King size bed*
  • Les Mills membership (6 months remaining on 3 year membership rate - I think $23.76 per week)
  • Sky TV membership (mySky+ HD - 6 months remaining on 1 year contract)
  • shitty old double bed
* bought new 6 months ago

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

I'm glad to see you learnt your lessons and at least didn't buy a surround sound unit this time

Normo's coming home

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over 12 years ago

once bitten, twice shy

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago


how much for the super king bed?

100 bucks?

 

I LOVE LAMP

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over 12 years ago

about 10 times that.

It is in great condition - hasn't seen must action

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

Bump


TV has gone, and the Les Mills memberships are being troublesome to change over with only 6 months to go (although anyone is welcome to take the final 2.5 years of the 3 years membership if they want) but couch, dining table, last 6 months of Sky+ HD contract, Super King Size bed, flat for rent and Mini One are all still available.

Most stuff will start to go on TradeMe this week

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

How much for the Mrs?

Founder

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over 12 years ago

She says too much for you (although she is willing to listen to offers from younger, fitter guys)

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Let me guess Greenie - the guys you are on tua with are in the pub picking up girls, while you in your room forumming

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

pretty much everything is gone now, although the following still available:

  • 2.5 bedroom apartment on Church Street for rent (about $650 per week)
  • 2 x 3 drawer bedside tables - in each and free of charge
  • 10% share in a greyhound called Run Stacey Run ($275 purchase and about $45 per month)

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    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    any dildos left? 

    I like tautologies because I like them.
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    over 12 years ago
    Cosimo wrote:

    any dildos left? 

    nah, Run Stacey Run has worn them all out

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    there is also the following (for free)

    3 x pots

    1 x frying pan

    crappy toaster

    decent steamer

    some basic kitchen utensils - garlic crusher, roasting tin, grater

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    bedside tables have been snaffled by Feverish (although I dread to think what kind of things he is going to keep in there - little blue pills, a rag that smells like chloroform, speciality magazines, poppers, etc)

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    so we keep finding things that we need to get rid of - all free to a good home.  This is the list we have:

    2 x wireless telephones

    3 x pots (with glass lids)

    1 x thick wooden choppping board

    1 x pretty garbage toaster

    1 x electric jug

    some kitchen stuff that sits in the drawer under the cutlery (y'know, masher, garlic crusher, scissors, fish slice, etc)

    George Foreman steamer

    Iron and ironing board

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    I guess we bought them new when we got back here 6 months ago, but I have no recollection of from where

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    Have you got a decent ladle? For the life of me I can't find ours. (Will probably live in that draw underneath the cutlery where mine used to live before it f*cked off). Will give you $5 if you can meet up with Vickmeist in the CBD.

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    over 12 years ago
    ForteanTimes wrote:

    Have you got a decent ladle? For the life of me I can't find ours. (Will probably live in that draw underneath the cutlery where mine used to live before it f*cked off). Will give you $5 if you can meet up with Vickmeist in the CBD.

    I'll give you $5 if I can meet up with Vickmeist in the CBD

    (jokes)

    Didn't know what a ladle was, so just googled - doesn't look familiar sorry

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    free

    thinking about it, we need them until we move out on Wednesday next week - can you wait until then?

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    done and done

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago

    sorry news - meant to get in contact and sort this out for you earlier.  Give me a bell tomorrow morning on 027 522 7309 and I will run the phones down to you.

    All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
    Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
    Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
    And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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    over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
    Frankie Mac wrote:

    027 522 7309 


    Rookie mistake my friend. Now I can put the voice changer app on my iphone to good use.



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    over 12 years ago
    Frankie Mac wrote:

    027 522 7309 

    Isn't that meant to start with 555 ?

    Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

    The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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    over 12 years ago




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    over 12 years ago

    phones up FM


    He answers " I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hang up now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will get patrick to ban you."




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    over 12 years ago
    nufc_nz wrote:
    Frankie Mac wrote:

    027 522 7309 


    Rookie mistake my friend. Now I can put the voice changer app on my iphone to good use.



    Can't believe anyone could be so naive to put their number on here??

    If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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    over 12 years ago

    He's leaving the country tomorrow so really doesn't care.

    Jonesy.  Working from home but will come in to town mid-morning to pick something up will call then. 

    How's my driving? - Whine here

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    over 12 years ago
    nufc_nz wrote:

    phones up FM


    He answers " I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hang up now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will get patrick to ban you."



    Lol this is definitely one of your better efforts.

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