So a young woman goes to an interview and the panel says great experience, is there anything else you'd like to say.
She says, as you might ahve noticed, I have a tick in my right eye when I get nervous, but I take an aspirin and it goes away, let me show you.
She opens up her bag and pulls out a handful of condoms, more condoms, soon the table is covered in condoms everywhere. Finally she finds an aspirin and her tick dies down.
The panel says okay, we're fine with the medical condition, are there any other habits you'd like to tell us about.
She looks down at the mountain of condoms and says " you try going into a chemist and asking for some" wink, wink,jiggle, wink "aspirin"...
Edit : Fixed the punch line - HN
Hard News2008-04-18 11:46:56
