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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Confucius Says:
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Man who run in Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind Car get exhausted.
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Man with one Chopstick go hungry..
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Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money..
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Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.
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Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.
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Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in Glasshouse should change clothes in Basement.

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Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Lonegunmen2009-08-18 16:57:26
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Man who walk sideways through airport security go to Bangkok
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
man with dick on forehead cannot see for nuts!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Woman flying upside down in airplane, bound to have crack up.

Man flying upside down in  airplane bound to have cock up.
 
Woman standing naked on edge of cliff bound to be knocked off.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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