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Country Hoedown costume suggestions

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Country Hoedown costume suggestions

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My work's midyear booze up is themed "Country hoedown".
 
It's tomorrow.
 
I have yet to procure a costume.
 
Suggestions please.  And it must be cheap and easy, like a good Country Hoe(down).
 
 

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jessica Simpson!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I knew you'd be the first in here.
 
I could borrow Max's pants...:
 
 
 

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 C-Diddy2009-07-30 12:44:46

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
costume cave . Flannel shirt, leather vest. neckkerchief and a cowboy hat- maybe pick up the boots aswell. denim to finsih, cheap as chips
UberGunner2009-07-30 14:56:43
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Go dressed as a hay stack,
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or just drop the "o" and go as the first four letters.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ballane wrote:
Or just drop the "o" and go as the first four letters.


It's dress ups.  I go to work as one of those every day.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Go as your favourite country and claim you didn't bother fully reading the invitation.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Smithy, how about wearing a Billy Ray Mullett wig ??
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
Go dressed as a hay stack,
Love it, hows about going as a Banjo?
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
Go dressed as a hay stack,
 
Then ask the chicks if they can find his 'needle'?

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffon II wrote:
Lonegunmen wrote:
Go dressed as a hay stack,

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Then ask the chicks if they can find his 'needle'?



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I hope Smithy, you tell us all how it ended.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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