Honestly. Some people are the biggest prats in the word and we should be able to have a shotgun behind every counter to do civilisation a favour and rid the world of awful people.
Anyone else had any mint experiences on the front line like I did today?
Wine, chocolate, food and wne are most welcome to be sent to me to help me overcome my awful day. Wine too. PM me for postal address.
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what happened?
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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customers are the customers word?
Doesn't even make sense.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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What doesn't make sense is why you're up so early on a Saturday morning...
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when you are long term unemployed, you have to have some structure in your life. As I get up at 3pm on weekdays, I make sure that in the weekend I'm up and about by 8am.
There is also the rugby test and Sharkes vs St George on TV, and a Phoenix game kicking off soon.
Also, I want to hear the Phoenix Hour to see if anybody spoke of me.
Also, I love to see how the clubs I played for back home get on in the weekend - Wharfies, Nth Wellington, Lower Hutt, Manawatu (no longer exists, so I check for Marist), Miramar and Olympic.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Also, I love to see how the clubs I played for back home get on in the weekend - Wharfies, Nth Wellington, Lower Hutt, Manawatu (no longer exists, so I check for Marist), Miramar and Olympic.
Well, you don't have to worry about checking the result for the Wharfies today...
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Frankie gets up when 'e wants,
'cept on Wednesdays
when 'es rudely awakened by the dustman
He puts his trahsars on,
'as a cuppa tea
an' he finks abaht leavin' the 'ouse.
'cept on Wednesdays
when 'es rudely awakened by the dustman
He puts his trahsars on,
'as a cuppa tea
an' he finks abaht leavin' the 'ouse.
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Frankie Mac drank it all since he's got nothing better to do.
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Go see Rob, Smarah. He has no internet atm, he could do with a friend.
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what happened?
Some pretentious litle effwit started absolutely ripping into me because he had to wait ten minutes for two pies. sorry bro, worlds going to stop spinning because you didn't get your pies. don't even worry about those 100 other people that ordered before you, don't even have other people to serve, would love to put your order to the top because you carry on like a prick. Can't make the microwave work faster, sorry I put your pies in the microwave because I don't want u to get salmonella - what was I thinking? Please make yourself look like a twit because you're the most important person in the world, three customers came up to me afterwards and told me you were a jerk, yes I told you to get effed. and I meant it.
Me and my bottle of wine (although there's now more bottle than wine) are hanging out in bed and I'm feeling great, looking forward to that eff-face to complain about me so my boss's can tell him hes a w**ker and never welcome back again. Wish Id thrown the pies in the bin now.
That is all.
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I love angry chicks.
Three for me, and two for them.
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I love angry chicks.
Yes if I had a boyfriend there'd be some mint angry sex tonight (which we all know is a top competitor for make up sex which is awesome).
But alas, I'm going to watch House instead, because me and Gregory go way back and I am drunk and posting sh*t.
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what happened?
Some pretentious litle effwit started absolutely ripping into me because he had to wait ten minutes for two pies.
so you got to meet El**ch? What is he like?
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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what happened?
Some pretentious litle effwit started absolutely ripping into me because he had to wait ten minutes for two pies.
so you got to meet El**ch? What is he like?
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haha wonder how you are feeling today Smarah.....give your" fav mum " a text if you feel the need!!
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I love angry chicks.
Yes if I had a boyfriend there'd be some mint angry sex tonight (which we all know is a top competitor for make up sex which is awesome).
But alas, I'm going to watch House instead, because me and Gregory go way back and I am drunk and posting sh*t.
i love angry chicks who watch House...
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Speaking of F-wit customers .. try reading www.notalwaysright.com for a bit of a laugh. :)
And yeah.. a minority of customers are ginormous twats.
And yeah.. a minority of customers are ginormous twats.
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And then there's the angry 'angova!!!
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Where do you work? and lol @ story.
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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I'm not gonna say where I work on this thread in case that arseface reads it (if he's a football follower but he's probably too much of a girl), then I might see him at a football game, then I might throw a bottle at him and get us all in trouble.
My head is sweet, my liver loves me and never gives me hangovers (touch wood).
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WHERE ARE MY F***ING PIES!!!!??????
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You can collect them on Wednesday when you travel over for the Pre-Season Cup Final.
No wait! You won't get through customs with all them knives Captain Stabby! They know youre not a chef!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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You're not denying the Weapons then?
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Watch how much he cares if they win...
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I'll need them for Sydney away in a couple of weeks.
Better class of stabbee up there anyway.
Plus the waitresses don't take forever to bring you a pie.
Better class of stabbee up there anyway.
Plus the waitresses don't take forever to bring you a pie.
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Oh, there's a match in Sydney in a few weeks???
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Oh, there's a match in Sydney in a few weeks???
Not really.
More of a walkover.
The real action will take place at The Captain Cook Hotel...
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If only half your fanbase didn't actually believe that.
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I know...we'll get there early and make sure the young psychos keep their heads pulled in.
Can't wait!! Footy's starting, people!!
Can't wait!! Footy's starting, people!!
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I know...we'll get there early and make sure the young psychos keep their heads pulled in.
Can't wait!! Footy's starting, people!!
Can't wait!! Footy's starting, people!!
Who, you and your mate Stanley?
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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I'll need them for Sydney away in a couple of weeks.
Better class of stabbee up there anyway.
Plus the waitresses don't take forever to bring you a pie.
Better class of stabbee up there anyway.
Plus the waitresses don't take forever to bring you a pie.
SMACK!
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Its breastfeeding week Smarah?......awesome....I'm doing my bit!!!
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Oh, there's a match in Sydney in a few weeks???
Not really.
More of a walkover.
The real action will take place at The Captain Cook Hotel...
Wooo - The Battle of South Dowling St. Have yer mums knitted yer BwB balaclavas for the trip up yet???
Given previous encounters, NSW finest will probably take you directly from Foveaux across South Dowling to Moore Park Road on the opposite side of the road from the Cook.
Given that the Tardistani Police Force now have a 'Football Intelligence Unit' (stop laughing up the back!) and all the keyboard warriors of the tard forums talking up the 'taking of the Cook', I really think the travelling tard orcs have a snowball's chance in hell getting near the place.
Perhaps Tunna can ask Fox Studios to have a pre-match screening of GSE, so the young petals can work out their angst!!
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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