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Dumbest names in sport

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Dumbest names in sport
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After hearing some really stupid Names come up in teams out of competitions that have Just start (IPL and ANZ Championship) I figured we could come up with a list of the dumbest Names in Pro Sport. Here's a few:

Canterbury Tactix
Mumbai Indians (With such Indian Superstars as Shaun Pollack )
Kolkata Knight Riders
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Queensland Roar.
 
Queens of the South..
 
I think we have this thread soemwhere else?

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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The South African rugby team - the Blue Bulls

must be lonely.
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Pure Genius wrote:

After hearing some really stupid Names come up in teams out of competitions that have Just start (IPL and ANZ Championship) I figured we could come up with a list of the dumbest Names in Pro Sport. Here's a few:

Canterbury Tactix
Mumbai Indians (With such Indian Superstars as Shaun Pollack )
Kolkata Knight Riders


I kinda liked the Mumbai Indians...bit of a laugh on teams like the Cleveland Indians...but yeh most provincial teams getting forced to jazz up their names when Canterbury, Otago, Auckland etc... really say it all...


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Team Wellington

Three for me, and two for them.

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
I think we have this thread soemwhere else?


We've had a few of these threads. I don't think anyone's managed to top happyteds contribution of Deportivo Wanka however.
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There is a member of this forum with a Deportivo Wanka strip.  It has D.Wanka on the back.

Buffy... behave yourself... or we'll set up a US1 Premier League forum and banish you to it.

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Floppy Noodles?
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Auckland Blues - how original. Most of the inter provinvcial netball teams have suck names too. so too are the tall blacks, black sticks,wheel blacks, black this, black that, black anything. Lonegunmen2008-04-22 01:15:13
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Melbourne Victory is kind of silly when they lose or draw.  Perth Glory sounds wanky & effeminate.
 
I agree LG about NZ national teams called Black _ _ _ _ _.  What's wrong with "NEW ZEALAND".  In regards to cricket, I can't stand it when former NZ internationals being called "former Black Caps" when they retired prior to the adoption of the stupid name.
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What is that 'Black Caps/Sticks/Ferns nicknames thing all about? Apart from NZ and Aussie, no-one else does it. Stupid
 
 
p.s. Olyroos is a pretty stupid name, and the Matildas aint much better
Jag2008-04-22 08:35:24

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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I prefer "Black Caps" to the "Young Guns " which they were called in the nineties.
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i was in an indoor team called Um
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Radical Underwear Pirates...
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yomcat wrote:
Radical Underwear Pirates...
 
Isn't that the name that Feverish, HN, etc use when they're not on YF business and go out undercover.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Pretzel United FC was probably the best indoor team name ever.
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Well My Indoor Cricket Team is classy. The Flemingtons in honour of Stephen Fleming(ton?)
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Pure Genius wrote:
Well My Indoor Cricket Team is classy. The Flemingtons in honour of Stephen Fleming(ton?)
 
Maybe you should be the Fleming-fifties...
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* We're the Mairehau IFC *
* We got beat by Hillmorton and Hagley*
* We're gonna win the semi hopefully*
* Cause we're the might Mairehau IFC*

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Pure Genius wrote:
Well My Indoor Cricket Team is classy. The Flemingtons in honour of Stephen Fleming(ton?)
 
Maybe you should be the Fleming-fifties...
 
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The dumbest names in sport are undoubtedly Robbie Slater and Tommy Smyth

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Jag wrote:

The dumbest names in sport are undoubtedly Robbie Slater and Tommy Smyth

 
 

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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