Embarrasing Stuff

Embarrasing Stuff

List embarrasing sh*t you have done here.

Topic inspired by all the embarrasing sh*t i did at my afterball this weekend, the list goes on and on and on and on....

I once slept in a church after getting horribly pissed on a Saturday night and having no way to get home. I awoke in the morning as the congregation began to enter with vomit in my hair.

got drunk and shagged a fat chick once

My uncle once spent a night at the pub in Kaikoura while on a motorcycle trip around the South Island. Left the pub about 3 A.M. as you do, rode a little ways up the road and pitched his tent for the night. Woken early the next morning by a loud "crack". bleary eyed, he peeked out the tent to see a group of guys teeing off about 5 meters from where he was sleeping, and once they had gone emerged to find he had pitched his tent on the eighteenth green! Ronaldoknow2007-06-21 23:29:02

can anyone top that?? thats priceless

Funny how all stories are related to alcohol in some way.

not about me, but I know a fat chick who got drunk and shagged strummerboy

hey man fat chicks need love too, "more cushion for the pushin"

Could have been worse - could have been twice

Me. I was sober hahahahahaha ......

When I was 20 (a little while ago now)I went to the toilet in my local boozer and when I came back a guy was sat in my chair.So I says "I was sat there mate,do you mind" and while I was saying this my mates were gesturing me to shut up,you know finger on the lips sort of thing.But I carried on regardless insisting it was my chair,so the guy started to get up by levering himself up by use of the 2 walking sticks I had'nt noticed and when I said no no that's alright,the bugger played it for all his worth.It turned out he lost his legs in WW2 flying Hurricanes in the Free Polish Air Force. 

Hahaha, you would have felt so bad.