My sister's boyfriend was on the corner of Manners Mall and Victoria St the other day when he saw a cyclist ride up and wrap his bike lock around one of those big black bollards. Of course it would be very easy to just lift the bike lock chain and make off with the bike.
Now, if you were to teach this guy a lesson what would be ethical and what would be too far:
Just lifting the bike lock chain so when the guy comes back he realises how stupid he was?
Taking the bike and handing it in to the police?
Just making off with it, he was stupid enough to not lock his bike properly?
Also, any other options?
Now, if you were to teach this guy a lesson what would be ethical and what would be too far:
Just lifting the bike lock chain so when the guy comes back he realises how stupid he was?
Taking the bike and handing it in to the police?
Just making off with it, he was stupid enough to not lock his bike properly?
Also, any other options?
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Why give a toss?
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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How bout you just leave the bike there?
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Yeah, what has he done wrong that he deserves a lesson?
Normo's coming home
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I know a girl who did this. Goodbye bike.
If he is that worried write him a note and stick it to the bike. Maybe the guy was in a hurry and didn't notice his error.
Maybe he put the lock through the wheel as well making it impossible to ride?
To sum up the ginger eejit has the right idea.
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sticky beak
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Now, if you were to teach this guy a lesson what would be ethical and what would be too far:
Taking the bike and handing it in to the police?
I can see the scene:
PC Plod: 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what have we here?
Idiot friend of Critical Lemon's sister: a bike. I stole it to prove how easy it was to steal.
PC Plod: f**k off you f**king c**t. You left some poor c**t standing in the rain, crying about his w**king bike being nicked to prove a point? What a twating c**t. If I was off duty, I would slap you right in the f**king bell end, before fully inserting my trunchon in your a hole. Stupid prick.
Idiot friend of Critical Lemon's sister: oh............Critical Lemon's internet friends told me to do it.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Aren't you a fan of the ACT Party? The party who advocate personal responsibility over external intervention? 
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I'd pop the tyres.
No particular reason - just for sh*ts and giggles.
No particular reason - just for sh*ts and giggles.
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Buy a new lock and lock it to a power pole.
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Superglue the whole lot to the bollard then laugh your arse off as he attempts to free his bike
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Hang a sign that said "Free Bike" on it, sit back and watch the gold unfold.
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Take a photo and put it in on TradeMe?
"Bike Not bolted to anything secure" Contact: Random Theef, MAnners MaLL
"Bike Not bolted to anything secure" Contact: Random Theef, MAnners MaLL
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