about 16 years ago
· edited over 13 years ago
Following a night of wild romance a woman finds herself staring around the room at neat rows of soft cuddly toys and thinks to herself this is unusual but must be the ideal sensitive man.
When the man wakes, she says, that was a wonderful night how was it for you and the man says 'yeah, quite good, in fact on the way out, you can take any toy you like as long as it's from the middle shelf.'