The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there
were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that
you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances."
"Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in
a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I
could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not
the right man for this job Take your wife and go
home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took
the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5
minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried,
but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have
what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and
went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her
brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
Lonegunmen2008-01-23 18:58:05
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
