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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Football CV

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Anyone got tips on what i should include??

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
is this a trick question?
Moments of Brilliance and STATS!
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Can't catch?  Be careful not to plagiarise from Granville's CV 2ndBest2009-09-09 15:22:09
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Granville has a CV?
 
Don't you have to be looking for work to have one of those?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Hang on, I hired Granville...

Carry On!

C-Diddy2009-09-09 16:18:33

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:

Hang on, I hired Granville...

 
DO NOT put that in your CV.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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How many stepovers you can do in 3 seconds.
You know we belong together...

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Oceanic6 wrote:
is this a trick question?
Moments of Brilliance and STATS!
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What kind of stats specifically. I'm a keeper so goals are out (i have scored 2 i think in my whole career).

Hard News wrote:
Don't mention that you can't catch and your legs break if someone walks past you.


Shhhhhh

[QUOTE=Oska]How many stepovers you can do in 3 seconds.


20. But only when no one is watching.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Keeper eh? Put together a video of all your scorpian kicks keeper runs and backflip saves.
You know we belong together...

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Clean sheets?
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Meh. Clean sheets kill it for the neutrals.
You know we belong together...

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are you trying to get a contract with a team or something? ive got a mate whos a keeper trying to get something out of the lower leagues in eng/scot. Recently he made a video of saves etc while playing and is getting ready to send it off to the uk. So a vid would be handy

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
are you trying to get a contract with a team or something? ive got a mate whos a keeper trying to get something out of the lower leagues in eng/scot. Recently he made a video of saves etc while playing and is getting ready to send it off to the uk. So a vid would be handy


Cheers for the advice SB.

I am moving to Brisbane in December with a mate to live for a year and am basically prepared to whore myself off to any club that will take me.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Scottishbhoy wrote:
are you trying to get a contract with a team or something? ive got a mate whos a keeper trying to get something out of the lower leagues in eng/scot. Recently he made a video of saves etc while playing and is getting ready to send it off to the uk. So a vid would be handy


Cheers for the advice SB.

I am moving to Brisbane in December with a mate to live for a year and am basically prepared to whore myself off to any club that will take me.


Could get in touch with Radioman.  HE could give you some pointers
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So could Blanket Man.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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You do not need a CV.  When you get there, go to the top clubs training session on the Tuesday night.  If they do not offer to sign you at the end of the session, go to the 2nd best clubs training on the Thursday.  If they do not offer to sign you at the end of the session, go to the 3rd best clubs training on the following Tuesday, etc
 
That is how I ended up signing for Wharfies in the 9th week of pre-season after I arrived in Wellington.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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