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These are the best football quotes I could find

Ian Wright: It took a lot of bottle from tny adams to own up to being an alchoholic

Kenny Sansom: His testimonial will be such an emotional night for tony adams. I cant wait to go for a drink afterwards

Graham Roberts: Footballs a game of skill... We Kicked them and they kicked us back

Ugo Ehiogu: I'm as happy as I can be, but i have been happier

Ryan Nelsen: They can crumble as easially as ice cream in this heat

Stuart Pearce: I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel

Ray Wilson: After I had become a funeral director, greavsie said no wonder I was so good in the box. I told him to stand still while i measured him. that shut the lovely sod up.

George Cohen: Alf ransey had a stare that could melt ice from 10 feet.

Graeme Le Saux: The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

Ron Harris: I was once asked if I kick opponents deliberately, i replied 'only if they get in my way delibertely.

Frank McLintock: Seeing the ball go into our net was as painful as having your testicles squeezed with nutcrackers

Vic Buckingham: Wilf Copping didn't bite your legs. He bit your bollocks

Ian Rush: I just couldn't settle in italy, it was like living in a forein country

Thierry Henry: If the referee had eyes he would have sent nevile off

Kevin Keegan: Lineker always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice

David unsworth: Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground

Tommy Docherty: Tony Gateley had it all, the only thing he lacked was ability

Rodney marsh: I told our new manager we were all behind him 50 percent

Tommy Lawton: I am in it for the money, but I am not a mercenary

Frank Worthington: If I scored as many times off the pitch as I did on it I would have been up there with pele

Allan Clarke: I don't know why they call me sniffer, apart from the fact the I sniff out goals

Dixie Dean: I'm being treated in a ward for people who have lost their legs. it looks like tommy smith has been let loose in here

Mike Channon; Sex comes a poor third to scoring a winnning goal and saddling a winning horse

Thierry Henry: Somestimes in football you have to score goals

Rodney Marsh: Its the best goal i've ever scored... Its almost as good as the one i scored in the league cup final at wembley

Malcom Allison: We beat them 5-nil and they were lucky to get nil

Stuart Mc Call: To be second with one more game to go, you cant ask for more

Dave James: I don't read everything I read in the press

Brian Clough: Football Hooligans? well theres alex ferguson for a start

Brian Little: we gained more from the game then they did, only they got the points

Peter Taylor: It should be a good match because they're a good football team as well as we're a good football team. It should be a very good match

Chris Coleman: If I am a manager and we won 5-1 I couldn't care if I have aliens on the pitch. I dont care - Look its 5-1

Howard Wilkinson: Once Tony Daley Opens his legs you've got a problem

Mike Greene (note he is talking to a 8 year old girl): Open your legs chelsea!

Lawrie Mc Menemy: Some of the players never dreamed they'd be playing here at wembely, but here they are today fulfilling those dreams

Walter Smith: The Main Thing in a cup tie is to get through

Alan Buckley: we didnt look like scoring, although we looked like we were going to get a goal

Colin Todd: as we say in football, it'll go down to the last wire

Ian Holloway: Every dog has it's day and today is woof-woof day I want to celebrate promotion by barking

Brian Laws: The only weakness i've spotted in chelsea is they serve cold pies

Alf Ramsay: If we had beaten poland 10-1 In the 1974 world cup qualifier I would have been a fair reflection of the play, thsi fact we only drew 1-1 was beyond belief

Bruce Grobbelaar: Thats a question mark everybody's asking

Neville Southall: If you don't believe you can win, theres no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day

Malcom Allison: Our keeper joe corrigan may be concussed but its difficult to tell with hime because he always looks a little droopy

Shaka Hislop: Its was like deja vu all over again

Peter Schmeichel: What we have to do is put our teeth into the premiership

John Bond: I promise results, not promises

Joe Royle: I dont blame individuals, i blame myself

Jack Charlton: I'm not going to have a go at the referee but he was a complete twerp

Bobby robson: well we got 9 and you cant score more then that

Malcom Allison: Your'e not a proper manager until you've been sacked

David Beckham: my parents have always supported me, ever since i was about seven

Stan Cullis: my mother never saw the irony when she called my a son of a bitch

Kevin Keegan: I'm not going to try and make excuses for david seamen but i think the lights may have been a problem

Ronaldo: We lost because we didnt win

Christiano Ronaldo (in english): I dont speak a word of english

Theo Foley: The dice were stacked against us

John Terry: We did not come here to play for a draw, or any other result

George Graham: The one thing I didnt expect us the way we didnt play

David Pleat: we came here with a game plan but we parked it at the gate

Alec Stock: We Would have won if we'd taken our chances and they'd missed theirs

Steven Gerrard: I've got a good record here, played one, won one. hopefully it will be the same after saturday

Howard Wilkinson: If they hadn't scored, we would have won

Ian Rush: You sometimes open your mouth and it punches you strait between the eyes

Kevin Keegan: People will say thats typical city, which really annoys me. But thats typical city i suppose

David Beckham: Me volatile? Well i can play in the center on the right and occasionally on the left side

Mark Draper: I'd like to play for an italian club like barcelona

Derek Johnsone: He's on of those players whoe brains are in his head

Alan Ball: I'm not a believer in luck, alothough i do believe you need it

George Best: Most of the things that i have dont are my own fault so i cant feel guilty about them

Bill Nicholason: I will not name my team until just before the kickoff, but it will definitly be unchanged

Johnny Giles: I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd

Bobby Gould: We are really lucky this year because christmas falls on christmas day

Jason Mc Ateer: They call me Trigger at sunderland because I once went into a pizza polour and I was asked whether I wanted it sliced into 4 or 8 pieces, I told them 4 because I could'nt manage 8 slices

Bobby Robson: In a years time, he'll be a year older

Vinnie Jones: Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

Mark Viduka: I'd not be bothered if we lost every single match, as long as we won the legue

Ray Wilkins: Unfortunetly we keep kicking ourselves in the foot

David O'Leary: Achilles tendon injuries are a pain in the butt

Denis Law: There is no way Ryan Giggs is another george best, he's another Ryan Giggs

Steve Mc Mahon: I'd Kick my brother if I had to, thats what being a proffesional footballer is all about

Brian Clough (after being asked to comment on alex fergusons failure to win 2 Uefa champions leagues in a row): I have 2 of what alex ferguson hasnt got, and I dont mean balls

And Finally the last one and the best one...

John Morton: And Here we are live at Wembely for the FA cup final, and to prove its live... Penis

BringbackBBW2009-01-20 15:47:32