Answers/scores below. Keep a record of your answers and then add up your score afterwards...
Question 1: You see a young kid wearing a football shirt getting roughed up by a bunch of rugbyheads. What do you do?
a. Join in. There's only room for rugby in NZ.
b. Watch. LOL. Let the rugbyheads do their thing. Then afterwards give the kid a good ticking off.
c. Feel bad for the little guy. But they're big, huge rugbyheads. Pretend to not notice and walk straight past.
d. Help the little guy by taking on the rugbyheads even though you're probably gonna get wasted.
Question 2: Who is your favourite radio prensenter?
a. Willie Lose
b. Murray Deaker
c. Martin Devlin
d. Jason Pine
Question 3: Your rugyhead boss wants to start a Super 15 tipping comp. How do you respond:
a. Not only do you say "Yes, that's a gr8 idea" but you become the main organiser for the comp.
b. "Ok, may as well".
c. *Sigh* "Ok. Better brown-nose the boss".
d. Decline. Then ring your relevant labour union with a long list a grievances.
Question 4: How do you feel about the 2010 Halberg's?
a. Irate.
b. Did not agree with the winners. But I'm getting over it.
c. Couldn't care less.
d. Delighted.
Question 5: After several natural disasters, the final of the rugby world cup has been shifted to your back garden. They'll be playing it in 2 hours time. What do you do?
a. Quickly mow the lawn and get all 'rugbyhead'.
b. You're excited and tell your misus 4 billion people will be watching this. Then mow the lawn.
c. Mow the lawn, begrudgingly.
d. Quickly run outside, render the back garden all but unplayable. Then close the curtains and watch re-runs of the 2nd leg between New Zealand vs Bahrain, 2009.
Question 6: Winston Reid has just scored a last minute equalizer giving NZ it's first-ever WC point. You're a newspaper editor. What should the headline be?
a. "Lifespan = mayfly".
b. "Well, they didn't get thrashed".
c. "Winston heroics".
d. "The miracle of Rustenburg".
Question 7: Your ideal woman?
a. A female version of the "rugbyhead".
b. Someone who cooks a gr8 roast.
c. A stunner. Only wants to wear tiny 'floaty things'. But couldn't care less about sport.
d. A stunner. Only wants to wear tiny 'floaty things'. Loves football.
Question 8: Choose the best answer:
a. Poofball
b. Round ball
c. Soccer
d. Football
Question 9: Dick Tayler is a...?
a. A gr8 fella.
b. A straight talker.
c. A runner who won a Commonwealth gold in the '70s.
d. A pathetic man desperately seeking attention.
Question 10: When Rory Fallon scored vs Bahrain, what was your reaction?
a. "f**k no!!! I hate poofball"!!!!
b. "So what!?! Scoring a goal in soccer is so easy".
c. "Oh, well done".
d. "f**k yes"!!!!!!!
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Scores:
Any 'a' answer gets zero points each.
Any 'b' answer gets 3 points each.
Any 'c' answer gets 6 points each.
10 points for 'd' answers.
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If you scored between:
0-19: You love rugby more than your wife/hookers.
20-39: Silverfern.com is more your thing. Will ring up Murray Deaker when the ABs lose, "they're soft" etc.
40-59: Rugby's more your thing. But somewhat open minded to soccer.
60-79: Bandwagon supporter. You'll love the AWs as long as they win/don't lose.
80-100: It's football, or else.
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Damn! 15 points.
Might have re-do this tomorrow.
Might have re-do this tomorrow.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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And everyone wonders why there is so much football vs. rugby topics.
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92.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Damn, I thought this was going to be a topic about some cross code hybrid game where 13 Soccerball players take on 13 rugbyites and a game where you can pick up the run or whatever.
Brings back memories of watching AFL against Gaelic in the 80's or even the Bath/Wigan League/Union series in the 90's.
Brings back memories of watching AFL against Gaelic in the 80's or even the Bath/Wigan League/Union series in the 90's.
I'm slightly disappointed!
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OK. Re-sat the test. Got 92 as well. Do we win any prizes?
(Bet we would if it was whooohooo's test)
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Seems 92 is par for the course. Anyone get 100? (apart from Stevo the quizmaster).
Three for me, and two for them.
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For all the winners: "When Stevo played rugby".
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96, prefer "Winston Heroics" to "The Miracle of Rustenburg"
You know we belong together...
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