Hard News Appreciation Society
and cider
Coxen Cider
Is it better to be up to your neck in lager, or up to your nuts in cider?
Is it better to be up to your neck in lager, or up to your nuts in cider?
What you did there.
I see it.
I see it.
Hard News needs to edit the faq.
At the moment it says "We all have day jobs" 
Hard News needs to edit the faq.
At the moment it says "We all have day jobs"
That sh*t is cold man!
Just looking out for ya big guy 
What happened? Fired for going on YF during work?
Sorry, I'm not really in the know, being in Christchurch and all.
Sorry, I'm not really in the know, being in Christchurch and all.
I will provide video footage of News attempting to play football for the right $$$ amount. Big larfs for all :P
No such video exists, I'm always injured.
LG. Redundant. GFC.
LG. Redundant. GFC.
Hey News, how was the half time burger last night at the game. Good to see you keeping your energy levels up. Nice interview on TV1 as well. Good stuff. Liked the "Who are ya" to Guy as well when he was being interviewed.
Hey News, how was the half time�burger last night at the game. Good to see you keeping your energy levels up. Nice interview on TV1 as well. Good stuff. Liked the "Who are ya" to Guy as well when he was being interviewed.
So it was him on the news haha
It was clearly a pie thank you f**kers.
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
Maybe 10?
Who ate all the pies?
It was clearly a pie thank you f**kers.
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
It was a joy to see you masticating on national tv!!
Hard News' pie > Kiwi Pie
Tis the big fellas birthday tomorrow.
Happy Birthday in advance HN!!
47 not out I believe.
^^^^^ Doesn't look it.
Happy Birthday Hard News
Happy birthday big fella
Happy birthday to the don of Wellington football.
47 stone. 42 years.
Smith. GGF.
Smith. GGF.
According to some spurious websites, on this day in 1968:
- Pirate Radio Station Pegasus (New Zealand) begins transmitting
- Lyndon Johnson announced in a live tv address that he would not stand for re-election as President of the USA.
Sadly the two much more interesting births of March 1968 happened a day or two before HN's:
March 30th: Celine Dion.
March 29th: Lucy Lawless.
Happy Birthday Hard News, hope you day is filled with cider and donuts!
Happy Birthday, pie scoffer! 
Hard News face pops up again in todays Dom in article about Ricki's puppet at the Backbencher.
TV, newspaper, he's everywhere. Is Hard News New Zealand footballs answer to Sonny Shaw?
Feverish and I have a hunch that Hard News has not had a shower since he lost his job a couple of months ago.
We have a further hunch that there may be an entire KFC restaurant hidden somewhere on his person.
We have a further hunch that there may be an entire KFC restaurant hidden somewhere on his person.
OMFG - HN as a teenager:
We had this discussion the other day. At that age Smith I was as skinny as a rake... how about you ?
I will laugh so hard if Smithy was a fat kid.
