Great joke.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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and cider
Coxen Cider
Grumpy old bastard alert
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Is it better to be up to your neck in lager, or up to your nuts in cider?
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Is it better to be up to your neck in lager, or up to your nuts in cider?
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Hard News needs to edit the faq.
At the moment it says "We all have day jobs" 
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Hard News needs to edit the faq.
At the moment it says "We all have day jobs"
That sh*t is cold man!
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What happened? Fired for going on YF during work?
Sorry, I'm not really in the know, being in Christchurch and all.
Sorry, I'm not really in the know, being in Christchurch and all.
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I will provide video footage of News attempting to play football for the right $$$ amount. Big larfs for all :P
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No such video exists, I'm always injured.
LG. Redundant. GFC.
LG. Redundant. GFC.
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Hey News, how was the half time burger last night at the game. Good to see you keeping your energy levels up. Nice interview on TV1 as well. Good stuff. Liked the "Who are ya" to Guy as well when he was being interviewed.
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Hey News, how was the half time�burger last night at the game. Good to see you keeping your energy levels up. Nice interview on TV1 as well. Good stuff. Liked the "Who are ya" to Guy as well when he was being interviewed.
So it was him on the news haha
We will never fully decide who has won the football.
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It was clearly a pie thank you f**kers.
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
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Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
Maybe 10?
Three for me, and two for them.
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Who ate all the pies?
We will never fully decide who has won the football.
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It was clearly a pie thank you f**kers.
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
Burger ? You think you maintain this on a burger ?
It was a joy to see you masticating on national tv!!
The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.
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Tis the big fellas birthday tomorrow.
Happy Birthday in advance HN!!
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47 not out I believe.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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^^^^^ Doesn't look it.
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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Happy birthday to the don of Wellington football.
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According to some spurious websites, on this day in 1968:
- Pirate Radio Station Pegasus (New Zealand) begins transmitting
- Lyndon Johnson announced in a live tv address that he would not stand for re-election as President of the USA.
Sadly the two much more interesting births of March 1968 happened a day or two before HN's:
March 30th: Celine Dion.
March 29th: Lucy Lawless.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Happy Birthday Hard News, hope you day is filled with cider and donuts!
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Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Hard News face pops up again in todays Dom in article about Ricki's puppet at the Backbencher.
TV, newspaper, he's everywhere. Is Hard News New Zealand footballs answer to Sonny Shaw?
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Feverish and I have a hunch that Hard News has not had a shower since he lost his job a couple of months ago.
We have a further hunch that there may be an entire KFC restaurant hidden somewhere on his person.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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We have a further hunch that there may be an entire KFC restaurant hidden somewhere on his person.
Three for me, and two for them.
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OMFG - HN as a teenager:
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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We had this discussion the other day. At that age Smith I was as skinny as a rake... how about you ?
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I will laugh so hard if Smithy was a fat kid.
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LOL.
Three for me, and two for them.
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