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When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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http://coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.html
Getting tired of paying $6.00+ dollars for a beverage at your favorite event?
Why not bring 80oz of your favorite sipper in with you as a spare tire?
That's right, a beer belly cooler that you fill with beverage and sneak into movies,
concerts, sporting events, church......just kidding, and anywhere with outrageous drink prices.
Order your CoolerFun.com Beer Belly Cooler today!
$15.00 Savings on Everything you Need! The Beerbelly Sling and Bladder,
The Pleasure Extender, and Specially formulated One Step Beerbelly Cleanser A $65.00 value!
Now you can take up to 80oz. of your favorite beverage wherever you go... Even where "they" don't want you to!
The Beerbelly is made up of an insulated neoprene �sling� and a polyurethane �bladder� with a tube for dispensing.
The bladder is held in an insulated pouch in the sling which is worn under your clothing for concealment.
When worn, it looks just like a beerbelly, and stays cold for hours!
Getting tired of paying $6.00+ dollars for a beverage at your favorite event?
Why not bring 80oz of your favorite sipper in with you as a spare tire?
That's right, a beer belly cooler that you fill with beverage and sneak into movies,
concerts, sporting events, church......just kidding, and anywhere with outrageous drink prices.
Order your CoolerFun.com Beer Belly Cooler today!
$15.00 Savings on Everything you Need! The Beerbelly Sling and Bladder,
The Pleasure Extender, and Specially formulated One Step Beerbelly Cleanser A $65.00 value!
Now you can take up to 80oz. of your favorite beverage wherever you go... Even where "they" don't want you to!
The Beerbelly is made up of an insulated neoprene �sling� and a polyurethane �bladder� with a tube for dispensing.
The bladder is held in an insulated pouch in the sling which is worn under your clothing for concealment.
When worn, it looks just like a beerbelly, and stays cold for hours!
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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Don't like it. People wearing it would be too hard to stab.
STAB! STAB! STAB!!
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And this explains the manboobs.
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The WineRack is a very comfortable sports-style bra with a special pocket that holds a boob enhancing bladder filled with the drink of your choice!
The WineRack holds over a bottle of wine so let the good times flow while increasing your cup size 2 full cups!
Don't worry about deflating as you drink... simply blow into the drinking tube and inflate to your desired fullness from nice rack to porn star... you decide.
The Winerack every girls best friend!
Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!
Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks.
We developed The Winerack to �Fill Out� our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is NOT, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila� Drea�s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money.
Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!
The WineRack is a very comfortable sports-style bra with a special pocket that holds a boob enhancing bladder filled with the drink of your choice!
The WineRack holds over a bottle of wine so let the good times flow while increasing your cup size 2 full cups!
Don't worry about deflating as you drink... simply blow into the drinking tube and inflate to your desired fullness from nice rack to porn star... you decide.
The Winerack every girls best friend!
Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!
Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks.
We developed The Winerack to �Fill Out� our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is NOT, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila� Drea�s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money.
Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!
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On the subject of Stabby... is this thread a list of people who want a week off from this forum ?
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Just checking... (and lets be honest, I've not banned for people for being ruder to me than this).
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When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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Apologies HN
That's a bit over the top, I think you will find the correct response is 'Shut it fatty'.
Hard News2008-06-19 14:46:24
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i'll remember that for next time
Don't like it. People wearing it would be too hard to stab.
STAB! STAB! STAB!!
Solution. Place a glass below the stab hole immediately after stabbing. That way you get to indulge in the Tardy passion for knifing people and you get a free drink at the same time.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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He's got the best MOOBS....in the Zone.....
You are my inspiration....
You are my inspiration....
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