Having a problem...

Having a problem...

Hey guys. I'm here because I'm seeking your advice on a problem that's occurring in my life right now.

You see, me and my girlfriend have been living together for the last couple of years and it's always been good between us but lately, things have started to get weird. She's been starting to come home from work an hour or two late and say it was because she was working overtime or she was doing something with the girls. She never did these things before and it started making me suspicious.

As if that wasn't enough, she's been texting someone recently and whenever I ask she just tells me it's 'a friend'. She never leaves her phone lying around so I can never get a look but from glimpses it looks like it says something like "Kev" or "Ken". I'm not sure.

Anyway, today is where it really got to me. She told me last week that she's going away for the weekend with some friends, and it was tonight that she'd leave. We share a car so she was getting picked up by a friend, so a couple of seconds after she left, I decided I'd go out there and just see if I could catch a glimpse of whoever this person was.

She walked towards the end of the street and stopped in a place where I couldn't quite see her without being seen myself, so I skillfully managed to run and get cover just behind our car where I could get a decent view, and it was while I was behind the car that I caught a glance of the thing that I need your advice on.

My shoelaces are too white for my trainers, and I need some orange ones - can I get them from Hannahs or should I just try and dye them?

Ken is her lover. wait, what?

you should be more worried about your mrs knobbing that bloke

 Dye them yourself. DIY and all that.

I chortled.

Personally you should make sure that your shoes and lacesx match before you put them on. any other problems are just a mere formality in comparrison. now go down to the shoe shop and get the correct laces before you do anything else.

Get ken/kev to dye them for you

Yeah, Hannahs should have orange laces if not try No1 Shoes or maybe The Warehouse.  By the way, your girlfriend might've been wanting to draw your attention to the thing you need advice on but was too frightened to confront you about it face to face.  So maybe she did you a favour by taking off for the weekend.  Good luck.

When Ken is smashing the back doors of your women in, sneak into the room and steal his shoes and laces.  Actually, you will not need to sneak as I imagine that the noise of.....well, you know, will mean you could walk in there playing an accordian and they wouldn't notice you.