Headline of the Day?

Headline of the Day?

Man crashes car into strip club then blames the Martians


http://www.channel3000.com/news/24170365/detail.html
ForteanTimes2010-07-09 19:47:13

or

Humans arrived in Norfolk much earlier than had been believed

Having lived/existed on the borders of Norfolk why would they bother?


ForteanTimes2010-07-09 19:50:23

This is better...
"
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters"http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

"NZ Dollar benefits from sh*t in market..."
http://twitpic.com/23okuqJarrodM2010-07-09 21:17:13