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how do i go up to a part timer?

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
how do i go up to a part timer?

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am just a trainee and have been posting new threads commenting lots and i dont wanna be a trainee anymore how do you make it to part timer and upwards?

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I think it's 100 posts, but no guarantee.
 
It's all on the number of posts, but I don't remember the thresholds.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Spend a night in the spoon position with hard news (he prefers big spoon)

It gets worse as you go up the ranks from starting XI to backroom staff. I'd rather not go into it,we've all suppressed it.

Allegedly

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He tricked me didn't he..?

I declined 'backroom' staff....

Allegedly

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Play musical tag, post in spam, get drunk and comment with lots of smiley faces in game threads and then spoon Hard News- You'll be a veteran in no time

Salmon swim upstream

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
get drunk and comment


Me in a nutshell.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffon II wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
get drunk and comment


Me in a nutshell.
 
And keep them coming. They're always gold
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hahaha love it chur chur

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
He tricked me didn't he..?

I declined 'backroom' staff....


Don't you have to be "tapped" for that?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
Tegal wrote:
He tricked me didn't he..?

I declined 'backroom' staff....


Don't you have to be "tapped" for that?


I'd tap you Junior69
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Should we ask Doloras too?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
Should we ask Doloras too?



We can play Two Boys, One D Cup
I like tautologies because I like them.
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It might make next year's Halberg special moments.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
Tegal wrote:
He tricked me didn't he..?

I declined 'backroom' staff....


Don't you have to be "tapped" for that?


Take a trip to 'head' office?
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Basically, you have to have sexual intercourse with Hard News. 
I like tautologies because I like them.
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But you do get cake after it (or at least that's what Stealth Kiwi said she got...).

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
But you do get cake after it (or at least that's what Stealth Kiwi said she got...).



You get a mouth full of %#$@*
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Junior82 wrote:
But you do get cake after it (or at least that's what Stealth Kiwi said she got...).



I didn't get any cake

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Cosimo wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Should we ask Doloras too?



We can play Two Boys, One D Cup
hmmm what's two boys one cup?

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Buffon II wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
get drunk and comment


Me in a nutshell.
 
And keep them coming. They're always gold
 
 Agreed!
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chefmivec wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Should we ask Doloras too?



We can play Two Boys, One D Cup
hmmm what's two boys one cup?
 
It's like Two Girls One Cup (Google it), only more disgusting. Junior is a pro.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

 
Don't act all coy.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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But I thought I was supposed to be the coy one.
 
Or is it my turn to wear the moustache?
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What have I started...

Allegedly

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
What have I started...
 
In a world where bromance rages, one man must dare to dream. His name is Tegan, and only he can stop the sexual innuendo from spurting out of control... 
I like tautologies because I like them.
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<snicker, snicker>

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Jag wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
But you do get cake after it (or at least that's what Stealth Kiwi said she got...).



I didn't get any cake


THE CAKE IS A LIE
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All you get is an incredibly stubborn rash
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Robb wrote:
Jag wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
But you do get cake after it (or at least that's what Stealth Kiwi said she got...).



I didn't get any cake


THE CAKE IS A LIE
 
 
I was denied the "Backroom" pass but got to watch Hard News eating the cake. Was mildly arousing let me tell you!
 
 
C-Diddy2011-01-18 20:38:29

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Are you sure it was cake. You might be getting confused with Stefans Subway cookies.
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
6 inch or footlong?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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