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How many kangaroos?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How many kangaroos?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Had a thought last night at training (had lots of time since I am injured). How many kangaroos are in Australia? The amount of football boots made out of kangaroo leather is huge. Are their copious numbers of kangaroos in Australia or do the likes of adidas and Nike have their own kangaroo farms?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
from department of forign affairs and trade,
 
"Their combined population size has fluctuated between 15 and 50 million animals over the past 20 years in the harvested areas, depending on seasonal conditions"
 
Thats a fair few.  Don't they put them in burger as well.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How many pairs of boots can one kangaroo cater for I wonder?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
maybe nike hire a guy to drive along the highway picking up the road kill
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Kangaroo skin is also used for the bag in bagpipes, I have a kangaroo bag on my pipes and had it for all of 25 years and its still going strong  

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

don't they use them to make cornflakes?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
you're gonna roo the day you buy those boots

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish, Im disappointed

Allegedly

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
Just cooked as Steaks they are pretty nice as well.


Cook me Kangaroo blue, News!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
you're gonna roo the day you buy those boots
 
That really should be moved to the Pundamonium thread!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Apparently they are impossible to farm because they can't be herded, can't walk backwards and the fences keeping them in would have to be too strong and too high!  
 
However, surely they can be battery farmed in cages where they are chained to the floor.  The whole barn might hop away though.  I am sure that the powers that be have thought all of this through. 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They managed to do it with velociraptors in Jurassic Park. Why not kangaroos?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That movie was in no way flawed.

Allegedly

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mmm...velociraptor steak...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's be a bit tough after all these years Robb!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They're also too stupid to be farmed, imagine a six foot sheep that could only go forwards and could jump three times it's own height but didn't have an insatiable need to go exactly where the closest sheep to it went...


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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Would drive the farmers hopping mad!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I could... but I won't 
E + R + O

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