HOW TO START THE DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK!

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "All Man U Fans".

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of "All Man U Fans"?

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

wow it actually does make me feel better

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I feel refreshed.

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

i substituted the team name for obvious reasons, but thats classic

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I tried Man U.
the tried C-Diddy.

It felt even better!

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

I tried to feel C-Diddy.

U like a MAN better?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

1. Close your bedroom/ Bathroom Door

2. Take your shirt off

3. Stand in front of the Mirror

4. Rub shampoo or soap on your nipples

5. Rub each nipple with your index finger

6. Say to yourself In a woman's voice "I am woman, I am sexy. The world loves and cant get enough of you"

7. Wipe off shampoo/ Soap

8. Masturbate to your Zac Effron shrine.

Feel better?

Very Questionable there Coops.
I think I'll pass on this oneStefan2009-03-20 15:45:16

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sounds like he's had some experiance with this.

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