I heard a joke that made me laugh somethi
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What has 9 arms and sucks..
Highlight below.
Def Leppard
Highlight below.
Def Leppard
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I thought it was 7 arms.
Anyway here's one:
What is the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway
Anyway here's one:
What is the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway
Three for me, and two for them.
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1st sign is Hair on the palms of your hands
the 2nd sign is looking for them
the 2nd sign is looking for them
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Highlight the white text brah.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Arhh 
trap for young players
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I was with a bird last night - she said "give me 9 inches and make me bleed"
so I f**ked her 3 times and then punched her in the face
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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So you f**ked her twice and punched her on the nose Frankie?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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How do you make an Iranian woman pregnant?
come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest
come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest
I like tautologies because I like them.
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How do you make an Iranian woman pregnant?
come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest
come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest
First joke I ever heard in Oz, except it was 'abo' instead of 'Iranian'.
Alarms bells did ring, tbh.
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Why did the Pakistani man carry sh*t in his wallet?
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I like tautologies because I like them.
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I thought it was 7 arms.
Anyway here's one:
What is the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway
Anyway here's one:
What is the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway
5 band members
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I thought it was 7 arms.
Anyway here's one:
What is the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway
Anyway here's one:
What is the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway
5 band members
What's mad about having 5 band members?
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I thought it was 7 arms. Anyway here's one: What is the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your driveway
5 band members
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What's mad about having 5 band members?
What an embarrassment.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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This thread has an excessive amount of stoopid!
plus the racialists might get cross.
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