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Is this forum fun and informative any more?

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over 11 years ago

so is your issue with the word cunt?  Would twat be alright? Fanny? Clunge? Minge? Lady Garden? Forbidden Zone?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 11 years ago

I've always liked the term "Mystery Envelope" as you never know what surprise might await you Frankie.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago

Yeah... you can usually tell the real dipshits on any forum because those people have never been near a real cunt, twat, fanny, clunge, minge, Lady Garden, or Forbidden Zone since they were birthed from one. Little boys trying to look cool ruin it for everyone. Or perhaps that's just me.


Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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over 11 years ago

i worked with one once, does that count?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago

mons venus for us old fellahs

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over 11 years ago

Midfielder wrote:

Warwick Hunt wrote:

We'll have fun, fun, fun til the Fever take the Forum away!

Just to make it real.. status que and beach boys



It's a very, very mad (rockin all over the) world :-) 
Tickets? Tickets? We talkin’ about tickets?

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

C-Diddy wrote:

luneburg wrote:

Stop it now. The internets is serious business and not for fun.

Wrong. The interwebs are for porn and football forums!

The internet is really, really great ...

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over 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

I've always liked the term "Mystery Envelope" as you never know what surprise might await you Frankie.


I thought I'd never hear a worse term than "Front Bottom", but "Mystery Envelope" takes the "prize"
Suddenly your forum name reveals far, far too much 

Tickets? Tickets? We talkin’ about tickets?

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over 11 years ago

But you don't know why I chose the user name do you?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Lonegunmen wrote:

But you don't know why I chose the user name do you?


Ask no questions....

It's obvious by my name that I am a kunt :-)
Tickets? Tickets? We talkin’ about tickets?

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Doloras wrote:

Yeah... you can usually tell the real dipshits on any forum because those people have never been near a real cunt, twat, fanny, clunge, minge, Lady Garden, or Forbidden Zone since they were birthed from one. Little boys trying to look cool ruin it for everyone. Or perhaps that's just me.

You had me at unreal dipshits fuck cunt, twat, fanny, clunge, minge...
Team Fever! Fuck Yeah! 

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over 11 years ago

Fitbin!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 11 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

so is your issue with the word cunt?  Would twat be alright? Fanny? Clunge? Minge? Lady Garden? Forbidden Zone?


Cock dick penis Throbbing Rod?
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over 11 years ago

2ndBest wrote:

From NUFC. No suprise there. He is about 12.

is he really? Just get rid of him then and anyone else that acts in a similar way. #judge&executioner@grumpyoldbastard
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over 11 years ago

But one day he has the potential to become a Vader ;)


Auckland will rise once more

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over 11 years ago

But one day he has the potential to become a Vader ;)

NUFC = Luke Skywanker?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 11 years ago

Hand Solo?

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over 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

I've always liked the term "Mystery Envelope" as you never know what surprise might await you Frankie.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 11 years ago

From one mystery to another, this forum has not lost it's humour. Almost a pundemonium.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago

Warwick Hunt wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:

I've always liked the term "Mystery Envelope" as you never know what surprise might await you Frankie.


I thought I'd never hear a worse term than "Front Bottom", but "Mystery Envelope" takes the "prize"
Suddenly your forum name reveals far, far too much 

Ever heard the term "Axe Wound"?

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

lemon is another used too. I once had a female work mate tell me once that she was off to squeeze the lemon. I guess that goes with men off to see a man about a dog.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

But one day he has the potential to become a Vader ;)

NUFC = Luke Skywanker?

The problem with that though is the term 'potential'. Having seen most of his posts, potential is not a tag I would put to nufc. Ever. Hand Solo sounds better and considering he likes to talk about his balls a lot, its not a stretch to just call him what he appears to be - a wanker.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

I've always liked the term "Mystery Envelope" as you never know what surprise might await you Frankie.

Ambitious. One day you will be remembered as the one "always trying to push the envelope" in cunning vocabulary.

Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

2ndBest wrote:

From NUFC. No suprise there. He is about 12.

is he really? Just get rid of him then and anyone else that acts in a similar way. #judge&executioner@grumpyoldbastard

Report posts next time. Most mods don't follow the match thread during games.

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over 11 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

I agree with Fortean. I don't know what the match thread fuss is about. 

If you want to know the facts about what is happening in a match, read some generic live match updates. They are generally boring as fuck, though, but it sounds like some people prefer that.

....viva the forum proletariat!

Yours,

Cosimo Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre

Impressive. Clearly the "cutting edge" of this forum!

Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days

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over 11 years ago

Midfielder wrote:

Warwick Hunt wrote:

We'll have fun, fun, fun til the Fever take the Forum away!

Just to make it real.. status que and beach boys

I hate Status Quo but it was pretty funny that time they beat up Les Battersby on Coronation Street.

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over 11 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

Warwick Hunt wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:

I've always liked the term "Mystery Envelope" as you never know what surprise might await you Frankie.


I thought I'd never hear a worse term than "Front Bottom", but "Mystery Envelope" takes the "prize"
Suddenly your forum name reveals far, far too much 

Ever heard the term "Axe Wound"?

Gateway to her guts?!

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

JonoNewton wrote:

But this is about the forum itself, surely this forum is part of the phoenix and neds it's place in Phoenix Discussion alongside such gems as "What a Team Deserves" "Reasons to be Cheerful" & "Sky Coverage"

True, but it seems to have veered off course somehow and bushed itself deeply in that perennial gap filler, "Female Anatomy 101".

While interesting for a while from a lexicological point of view, it eventually became a self-fulfilling prophesy.

Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days

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over 11 years ago

I think we might have driven away NP and extended nufc_nz's vocab for his next match thread posting jaunt.

  

  

#unintendedconsequences

#theracistshavewon

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Junior82 wrote:

I think we might have driven away NP and extended nufc_nz's vocab for his next match thread posting jaunt.

  

#unintendedconsequences

#theracistshavewon

Now I fully expect someone at the next RoF game to scream "Ya bunch of squeezed lemons!!" at the opposition.

Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days

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