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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jessica Watson

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Would you?


Three for me, and two for them.

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I love this place - pretty much all the people I met from here are about as attractive enough to have to pay to f**k a whole in the sand, yet we all come to threads like this and say "oh no - that girl is only mildly attractive.  Big no from me on having sex with her".

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
why wd anyone want to do someone who has probably got minimal experience and talent at it. plus she's pretty much jail bait and I'm sure there are many a member on here with daughters that age so its kind of a tacky poll

and lol sure I'm putting in my female oar/opinion but she's the equivalent of Justin Bieber and I sure wdnt want to do him
stealthkiwi2010-05-18 00:20:34
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Shes got plenty of experience sailing around the world. So course i would do so with her.
 
That is what the question is right,or am i missing something here?

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stealthkiwi wrote:
why wd anyone want to do someone who has probably got minimal experience and talent at it. plus she's pretty much jail bait
 
I always liked inexperienced girls as they didn't know that I was terrible at it - they only worked that out much later when I had already left having stolen their OMD cassette.
 
 
Frankie Mac2010-05-18 00:21:55

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Frankie Mac wrote:
 
I always liked inexperienced girls as they didn't know that I was terrible at it - they only worked that out much later when I had already left having stolen their OMD cassette.
 
 


lol I'm pretty sure that 'girls' today have never heard of that ancient device the cassette
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And there goes another thread

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
And there goes another thread


Yes I'm sure Buffy started this poll out of his avid interest in how many YFites like nautical adventures...
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I love this place - pretty much all the people I met from here are about as attractive enough to have to pay to f**k a whole in the sand, yet we all come to threads like this and say "oh no - that girl is only mildly attractive.  Big no from me on having sex with her".


Reminds me of sitting with the man in your sig at bars accross Wellington and having him sit there and say "I'm trying to work out if I'd do her (the bartender who is about 20 years younger). I think I would."
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I love this place - pretty much all the people I met from here are about as attractive enough to have to pay to f**k a whole in the sand, yet we all come to threads like this and say "oh no - that girl is only mildly attractive.  Big no from me on having sex with her".


Reminds me of sitting with the man in your sig at bars accross Wellington and having him sit there and say "I'm trying to work out if I'd do her (the bartender who is about 20 years younger). I think I would."


Wheres the burds?


When Frankie Mac heard Celtic had signed Bobby Petta, he thought it was the girl from the local sauna brought in the "service" the team! ;)

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Paedo threads ftl.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'd rather tap Shane Watson!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:
Paedo threads ftl.


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:
Paedo threads ftl.
 
I'm 20. She's 17. It's ok.

Three for me, and two for them.

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stealthkiwi wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
 
I always liked inexperienced girls as they didn't know that I was terrible at it - they only worked that out much later when I had already left having stolen their OMD cassette.
 
 


lol I'm pretty sure that 'girls' today have never heard of that ancient device the cassette


Lol or OMD for that matter !!
"Enola Gay should have stayed at home yesterday"  great lyric!!
Kiwi Jambo2010-05-18 16:39:26

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wouldn't let her within a km or me or any of my loved ones.

/shivers in disgust.
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Kiwi Jambo wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
 
I always liked inexperienced girls as they didn't know that I was terrible at it - they only worked that out much later when I had already left having stolen their OMD cassette.
 
 


lol I'm pretty sure that 'girls' today have never heard of that ancient device the cassette


Lol or OMD for that matter !!
"Enola Gay should have stayed at home yesterday"  great lyric!!


Perhaps Frankie was trying to convince them that OMD was a description of his lovemaking technique

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You're obviously not as concerned about sexism as you are about racism Buffy.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
terminator_x wrote:
You're obviously not as concerned about sexism as you are about racism Buffy.



Au contraire... Buffy has shown himself equally adept at both being sexist and racist in his own way. Obviously as she's just a white chick with no culture its ok to have threads where males pick her to pieces - but he would have a completly diff story if she was tangeta whenua and the mostly white members on here were saying wether they wd or wdn't 'tap her'
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At risk of staying on topic, probably would tbh.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hmmm, good point StealthKiwi.

We'll have to ask him to clarify.

Buffy - are you being universally sexist or racist/sexist?

terminator_x2010-05-18 21:24:24

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Arsenal wrote:
At risk of staying on topic, probably would tbh.


most of us are trying to point out that discussing 'tapping' a 16yr old is an "off" topic.

And seriously Arsenal?? 16?? guys who like them that young usually do simply cause the girls know no better & can't compare. Many of you tease me about being a cougar (which I'm not) but yeuch... lovers are always better when have some km's under their belt


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This needs a lock.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's not sexist to say i think a chick is doable. And she turned 17 today. Happy bday Jess. Love you long time xx.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
my bad, i thought she was older than 16 but still NO, i wouldn't even put her on lay-buy.

Fuck this stupid game

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffon II wrote:
It's not sexist to say i think a chick is doable. And she turned 17 today. Happy bday Jess. Love you long time xx. [/QUOTE]
 
This
 
[QUOTE=Arsenal]At risk of staying on topic, probably would tbh.
 
and this

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:
my bad, i thought she was older than 16 but still NO, i wouldn't even put her on lay-buy.


bollocks
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:
my bad, i thought she was older than 16 but still NO, i wouldn't even put her on lay-buy.


bollocks
you would?

Fuck this stupid game

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:
my bad, i thought she was older than 16 but still NO, i wouldn't even put her on lay-buy.


bollocks
you would?


I didn't say anything of the sort mate!
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