John, Joke!

 

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.

He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."

With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a

Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember." said the saleslady, "We don't get as many requests

for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra

or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"

The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The catholic type

supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the

Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist
type for?"

"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".

And, if you need more bra info - here's some more:

Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,

& H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?

Well, if you've ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the code:

A. Almost Boobs

B. Barely Boobs

C. Can't complain

D. Dang!

DD. Double Dang!

E. Enormous

F. Fake

G. Get a reduction

H. HELP ME, I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP