Just got out of jail

Just got out of jail

How have things been? Missed coming here.

In case anyone asks, I was in for driving with no license (I have a NZ license but it's no good in America). I knew what I was doing, got caught, and deserved it.

Results wise? or people wise?

Either/or.

Bugger our news, tell us about your jail time.

Did you ever drop the soap?

I thought it was G**l in the US?

Yeah whats it like in jail? How often were you aloud out of your cell?

Jail was pretty miserable. As I was in for something relatively minor (relative, as in one of the most minor offenses that can land you behind bars), I was in about the most minimum security you can get. The walls were regular drywall, and the door was made of wood. No bars or anything.

I spent about 18 hours out of every 24 in it, with a cellmate who didn't speak English (she was from nearby Mexico). I'd have spent longer inside but I volunteered for kitchen duty, which involved some basic cooking and dishwashing. Not a whole lot of fun but it kept me at least a little occupied.

Were there flat screen tvs and cable in your cell  like people reckon?

Yeah I thought jail was like a 5-star hotel?

No mention of this yet but... good effort Trillian for just getting out of prison and straight away checking up on the 'nix and yf! Some commitment right there.

That's only new Zealand isn't it. It is their right.

^ haha. That's dedication.

how long were you in the slammer for?

lol