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Landlord wanted

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over 10 years ago · edited over 10 years ago · History

Hey guys, my wife and I are looking for a place to rent in the Southern/Eastern suburbs of Wellington (maybe Karori, but mostly looking at Island Bay, Miramar, Kilbirnie, Newtown etc).

Preferably we're after:

  • quiet location
  • a bit of outdoor space
  • somewhere we can keep our cat (so maybe not Karori *cough* Gareth Morgan *cough*)
  • near to bus routes
  • under $450 pw

If anyone knows anyone trying to let a house that fits this bill in the next couple of months can you please flick me a PM?

Chur

PS: we're non-smokers and we will keep the place clean and tidy and pay our rent on time

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

you could try squatting somewhere. 

Sorry, it had to be done. 


Allegedly

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over 10 years ago

The only license I have is a drivers license and that's far too small for us to squat on

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

I might have something* but can only offer you four years.

Plus there are some metrics that you need to satisfy as well - but I'm going to make these up as we go.

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*not really

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

I'm not sure I could meet the required metrics anyway. I've only got one member and I can't see that changing any time soon

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Frank Lowy kicking you out too?


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 10 years ago

Nah, he's building a new flat in my backyard and taking 30% of my flat with him

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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