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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
latest purchases

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
this week, I have been mostly buying the following:
 
  • a flatcap
  • a battery operated mop
  • elelctric nose hair clippers

Something for everyone.  I recommend that men over thirty get the nose hair trimmer (Feverish, I'm looking at you), boys under thirty get the flatcap (going to become very fashionable in the next 6 months - Harry Potter, here's your chance....), and women get the battery powered mop (Football Mum - you'll love it).

 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
wtf is a flapcap

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's the Arctic Monkeys making the flatcap flash isnt it?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Critical_Lemon wrote:
It's the Arctic Monkeys making the flatcap flash isnt it?
 
I suppose it is the Kaiser Chiefs making the Flash Power Mop hip, as well.  And the Pigeon Detectives making the electric nasal hair trimmers cool.
 
No - its me.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
this week, I have been mostly buying the following:
 
  • a flatcap
  • a battery operated mop
  • elelctric nose hair clippers

Something for everyone.  I recommend that men over thirty get the nose hair trimmer (Feverish, I'm looking at you), boys under thirty get the flatcap (going to become very fashionable in the next 6 months - Harry Potter, here's your chance....), and women get the battery powered mop (Football Mum - you'll love it).

 


I made the mistake of wearing a flat cap to a Phoenix game last season, sure H_N asked me if I was going to see Barnsley play.

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ginger_eejit wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
this week, I have been mostly buying the following:
 
  • a flatcap
  • a battery operated mop
  • elelctric nose hair clippers

Something for everyone.  I recommend that men over thirty get the nose hair trimmer (Feverish, I'm looking at you), boys under thirty get the flatcap (going to become very fashionable in the next 6 months - Harry Potter, here's your chance....), and women get the battery powered mop (Football Mum - you'll love it).

 


I made the mistake of wearing a flat cap to a Phoenix game last season, sure H_N asked me if I was going to see Barnsley play.
 
you had left your whippet tied up outside the BB.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

 and women get the battery powered mop (Football Mum - you'll love it).

 



I will not bite at that comment
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At least he suggested mop for ya mum and not another battery powered device usually associated with this site!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yeah well my dad posts on here so I aint getting into that convo
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
it is a great mop.
 
Football Mum - I suggested you buy one so you could get Dickie to use it.  Maybe his next birthday present.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
might just do that its his b.day this month and i have no idea what to get him
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Andy Capp!



E + R + O

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A cloth flat cap?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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