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loch ness monster

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Fact or Fiction?

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fiction. Just the Scottish version of the Taniwha.

Three for me, and two for them.

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If he was real he could mate with Champ!
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FACT!
 
 
I know the guy that married her.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Fiction- its no monster

The pc term is 'differently bodied' and he retired to Skegness

Salmon swim upstream

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As long as it keeps attracting rich gullible tourists, sorry, wealthy budding cryptozoologists - all the more for it being fact.

It enables a global industry of tartan tat, factories all over China producing shiploads of wee stuffed tartan bunnet wearing Nessies for tat shops in Fort William to flog off at 15 quid a pop.

At least the worst excesses of NZ's twee tourism is based on a living breathing culture (plastic tiki anyone!), whereas Scotlands is based on stuff that happened centuries ago (kilted highlanders are commonly seen walking down the Royal Mile right enough), or on big beasties naebodies ever seen.

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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ginger_eejit wrote:
As long as it keeps attracting rich gullible tourists, sorry, wealthy budding cryptozoologists - all the more for it being fact.

It enables a global industry of tartan tat, factories all over China producing shiploads of wee stuffed tartan bunnet wearing Nessies for tat shops in Fort William to flog off at 15 quid a pop.

At least the worst excesses of NZ's twee tourism is based on a living breathing culture (plastic tiki anyone!), whereas Scotlands is based on stuff that happened centuries ago (kilted highlanders are commonly seen walking down the Royal Mile right enough), or on big beasties naebodies ever seen.
 
 
TRAITOR    

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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We have a small furry nessie in our car- great travelling companion- its our talisman- been to highlands spain,thailand and now every where we travel.  Tacky? yes.
 
 

Salmon swim upstream

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I've seen it outside the Visitors Centre over 20 yrs ago smiling away.
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If it was real the Scots would have battered, deep fried and eaten the bugger ages ago.
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Have you not seen 'The Water Horse'?!

It's a true story I tell ya!
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kiwi pie wrote:
If it was real the Scots would have battered, deep fried and eaten the bugger ages ago.
 
I heard it existed there until a bus load of scousers showed up on holiday and nicked it!
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ginger_eejit wrote:
As long as it keeps attracting rich gullible tourists, sorry, wealthy budding cryptozoologists - all the more for it being fact.

It enables a global industry of tartan tat, factories all over China producing shiploads of wee stuffed tartan bunnet wearing Nessies for tat shops in Fort William to flog off at 15 quid a pop.

At least the worst excesses of NZ's twee tourism is based on a living breathing culture (plastic tiki anyone!), whereas Scotlands is based on stuff that happened centuries ago (kilted highlanders are commonly seen walking down the Royal Mile right enough), or on big beasties naebodies ever seen.


Ach yi huvnae got a leg ti stand on there ginger!!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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All I can say is it�s a braw bricht moon licht nicht the nicht.
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kiwi pie wrote:
All I can say is it�s a braw bricht moon licht nicht the nicht.


Och aye!

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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..the noo.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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there's a moose loose aboot the hoose....
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Thas no how ye make po-rudge!!
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Fiction - It was just Ron Jeremy skinny dipping.
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kiwi pie wrote:
Thas no how ye make po-rudge!!


Queue the: 'Goggomobile - G - O - G - G - O'
or "So chunky ye can carve it"

Heard them all - bunch of aussies gave it all on the bus back from Ballymore after the Reds v B&I Lions in '01

Told em to feck off back to their convict slums.

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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Do you shed a tear whenever "Victory The Brave" strikes up?
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kiwi pie wrote:
Do you shed a tear whenever "Victory The Brave" strikes up?


If anyone can murder a song the tards can, it's not even a decent stab at it (geddit?)

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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lol! As if any of us would sing it! We're too busy cringing and trying to get away from it...
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kiwi pie wrote:
lol! As if any of us would sing it! We're too busy cringing and trying to get away from it...


It really is a shocker - I can only assume that the club thought the Victorian crowd would take to it, with club songs to old familiar tunes being such a big thing in AFL.

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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ginger_eejit wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
lol! As if any of us would sing it! We're too busy cringing and trying to get away from it...


It really is a shocker - I can only assume that the club thought the Victorian crowd would take to it, with club songs to old familiar tunes being such a big thing in AFL.
 
It's the sort of ham fisted, half arsed marketing ploy we've become accustomed to. TBH I'm sure some of the kids do like it, and if it's a positive experience for them then good on 'em.
 
I was disappointed that my idea of 1,000 pipers playing it before the 06/07 Grand Final wasn't picked up on, and we had to listen to some poofy Kiwi band instead.
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Gooner 4 Life wrote:
Fiction - It was just Ron Jeremy skinny dipping.
 
You sure it wasn't John Holmes? Gives a new meaning to "Tossing the Cabre" huh??
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Lonegunmen wrote:
Gooner 4 Life wrote:
Fiction - It was just Ron Jeremy skinny dipping.
 
You sure it wasn't John Holmes? Gives a new meaning to "Tossing the Cabre" huh??


I tried that once in the Southern Highlands (NSW) Scots Games - almost took a woman in the front row out.



what?

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Another knock back Ginger?

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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Bugger trying that Ginger, almost as bad as those guys trying to lift the giant cannon balls. I hope you have a speedy recovery regarding the ankle.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fact, what would you call Alex ferguson if he was fiction
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You fat bastard?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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