Why the f**k am I so bloody awesome, uncomplicated and laidback?
That is all Mr_Incredible2010-05-02 05:11:04
That is all Mr_Incredible2010-05-02 05:11:04
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Oi you, MSN?
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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Why the f**k are they so bloody awesome, uncomplicated and laidback?That is all
interesting, I have actually written a paper on this very topic.
After much research, I discovered that. When we are in our mothers womb. we are able to access a gland that females are unable to access when they are in the womb.
This gland contains all of the things that make men better. In their purest form.
These are.
Bravery.
Looks.
The ability to make quick and great decisions.
Leadership.
Talent.
Athletic ability.
Greatness
and Awesomeness.
Much like how a cow had four stomachs. We go through 4 different stages. Each Stage has a mixture of two of the before mentioned aspects of what makes a man.
Think of our process from foetus to birth size as how a Gobstopper is made. where each layer is applied in different stages over a period of time.
It takes but a week for all of these aspects to sink in and begin working their magic.
It is believed that the process is complete when the foetus starts to develop the male genitalia. Thus completing the transition from nothing, to awesome.
Plus. On a side note. We don't have to worry about things girls do. Our part in childbirth is over within minutes (Or seconds) We dont get periods. We are stronger, better at most things, natural leaders. Physically stronger. Don't gossip about their friends.
If we sleep around we don't get called sluts, we are considered awesome.
We are able to tell them a woman has not cooked something the way we like it, or cleaned a part of the house to our satisfaction.
And no.. Im not sexist.
I am joking of course.Stefan2010-05-01 23:38:55
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And no.. Im not sexist.
I am joking of course.
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ps.. just kidding
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Or am I ?????????????????
We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix
And this is our Home
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Why the f**k are they so bloody awesome, uncomplicated and laidback?That is all
interesting, I have actually written a paper on this very topic.
After much research, I discovered that. When we are in our mothers womb. we are able to access a gland that females are unable to access when they are in the womb.
This gland contains all of the things that make men better. In their purest form.
These are.
Bravery.
Looks.
The ability to make quick and great decisions.
Leadership.
Talent.
Athletic ability.
Greatness
and Awesomeness.
Much like how a cow had four stomachs. We go through 4 different stages. Each Stage has a mixture of two of the before mentioned aspects of what makes a man.
Think of our process from foetus to birth size as how a Gobstopper is made. where each layer is applied in different stages over a period of time.
It takes but a week for all of these aspects to sink in and begin working their magic.
It is believed that the process is complete when the foetus starts to develop the male genitalia. Thus completing the transition from nothing, to awesome.
Plus. On a side note. We don't have to worry about things girls do. Our part in childbirth is over within minutes (Or seconds) We dont get periods. We are stronger, better at most things, natural leaders. Physically stronger. Don't gossip about their friends.
If we sleep around we don't get called sluts, we are considered awesome.
We are able to tell them a woman has not cooked something the way we like it, or cleaned a part of the house to our satisfaction.
And no.. Im not sexist.
I am joking of course.
you think that men are better looking than women??????
You got Gheyed.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Why the f**k are they so bloody awesome, uncomplicated and laidback?
have you ever met the YF executive????????
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Frankie has just made a very convincing point and so I have changed the first post in this thread to reflect that.
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Why the f**k are they so bloody awesome, uncomplicated and laidback?That is all
interesting, I have actually written a paper on this very topic. After much research, I discovered that. When we are in our mothers womb. we are able to access a gland that females are unable to access when they are in the womb. This gland contains all of the things that make men better. In their purest form. These are. Bravery. Looks. The ability to make quick and great decisions. Leadership. Talent. Athletic ability. Greatness and Awesomeness. Much like how a cow had four stomachs. We go through 4 different stages. Each Stage has a mixture of two of the before mentioned aspects of what makes a man. Think of our process from foetus to birth size as how a Gobstopper is made. where each layer is applied in different stages over a period of time. It takes but a week for all of these aspects to sink in and begin working their magic. It is believed that the process is complete when the foetus starts to develop the male genitalia. Thus completing the transition from nothing, to awesome. Plus. On a side note. We don't have to worry about things girls do. Our part in childbirth is over within minutes (Or seconds) We dont get periods. We are stronger, better at most things, natural leaders. Physically stronger. Don't gossip about their friends. If we sleep around we don't get called sluts, we are considered awesome. We are able to tell them a woman has not cooked something the way we like it, or cleaned a part of the house to our satisfaction. And no.. Im not sexist. I am joking of course.
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you think that men are better looking than women??????
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You got Gheyed.
I meant that we are blessed with looks that make us irresistible to women.
Give me a break. That was a lot of sh*t to talk. I couldn't get everything right.
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Why the f**k are they so bloody awesome, uncomplicated and laidback?That is all
interesting, I have actually written a paper on this very topic.
After much research, I discovered that. When we are in our mothers womb. we are able to access a gland that females are unable to access when they are in the womb.
This gland contains all of the things that make men better. In their purest form.
These are.
Bravery.
Looks.
The ability to make quick and great decisions.
Leadership.
Talent.
Athletic ability.
Greatness
and Awesomeness.
Much like how a cow had four stomachs. We go through 4 different stages. Each Stage has a mixture of two of the before mentioned aspects of what makes a man.
Think of our process from foetus to birth size as how a Gobstopper is made. where each layer is applied in different stages over a period of time.
It takes but a week for all of these aspects to sink in and begin working their magic.
It is believed that the process is complete when the foetus starts to develop the male genitalia. Thus completing the transition from nothing, to awesome.
Plus. On a side note. We don't have to worry about things girls do. Our part in childbirth is over within minutes (Or seconds) We dont get periods. We are stronger, better at most things, natural leaders. Physically stronger. Don't gossip about their friends.
If we sleep around we don't get called sluts, we are considered awesome.
We are able to tell them a woman has not cooked something the way we like it, or cleaned a part of the house to our satisfaction.
And no.. Im not sexist.
I am joking of course.
you think that men are better looking than women??????
You got Gheyed.
Well, men don't have to wear make up or perfume to make themselves appear more attractive. So he has a point.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Why the f**k are they so bloody awesome, uncomplicated and laidback?That is all
interesting, I have actually written a paper on this very topic. After much research, I discovered that. When we are in our mothers womb. we are able to access a gland that females are unable to access when they are in the womb. This gland contains all of the things that make men better. In their purest form. These are. Bravery. Looks. The ability to make quick and great decisions. Leadership. Talent. Athletic ability. Greatness and Awesomeness. Much like how a cow had four stomachs. We go through 4 different stages. Each Stage has a mixture of two of the before mentioned aspects of what makes a man. Think of our process from foetus to birth size as how a Gobstopper is made. where each layer is applied in different stages over a period of time. It takes but a week for all of these aspects to sink in and begin working their magic. It is believed that the process is complete when the foetus starts to develop the male genitalia. Thus completing the transition from nothing, to awesome. Plus. On a side note. We don't have to worry about things girls do. Our part in childbirth is over within minutes (Or seconds) We dont get periods. We are stronger, better at most things, natural leaders. Physically stronger. Don't gossip about their friends. If we sleep around we don't get called sluts, we are considered awesome. We are able to tell them a woman has not cooked something the way we like it, or cleaned a part of the house to our satisfaction. And no.. Im not sexist. I am joking of course.
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you think that men are better looking than women??????
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You got Gheyed.
My thoughts exactly...
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Sad but true....
A man is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years.
One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, 'It's not a ship.'
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, 'It's not a boat.' The speck gets even closer and he thinks, 'It's not a raft.'
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the man and she says, 'How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?' 'Ten years!', he says.
She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, 'Man, oh man! Is that good!'
Then she asked, 'How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?' He replies, 'Ten years!'
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, 'Wow! That's fantastic!'
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him,
'And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?'
And the man replies, 'My God! Don't tell me you've got a computer in there?'
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