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Michael Jackson Dies - Confirmed

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Michael Jackson Dies - Confirmed
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At least they won't have to embalm him...

Picking a thriller like comeback, cyborg zombie Jackson stylez...
 
Is he recyclable?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Milky Pisswit wrote:
At least they won't have to embalm him...

Picking a thriller like comeback, cyborg zombie Jackson stylez...
 
Is he recyclable?


He's definately non combustable!
E + R + O

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Confirmed !!!!
 
But more importantly so has Farrah Fawsett Majors missing you already!
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Farrah Fawsett, yes, being a teenager in the 70s was marvellous.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hopefully not true.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All Michael Jackson's future dates have been cancelled.

Monday night was Andrew (9)
Tuesday night was Freddie (11)


Wolfben2009-06-26 10:56:55
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dreadful taste.
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loyalgunner wrote:
Hopefully not true.
 
Yeah she passed on after losing a long fight with cancer !
 
We still love you Farah xxx
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loyalgunner wrote:
Dreadful taste.


Since when did a nonce become an exception to jokes?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Since his death.

Just saying, jokes like that are probably too soon.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just like 2Pac and Elvis, hell be back.
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loyalgunner wrote:
Since his death.

Just saying, jokes like that are probably too soon.


Ah yes, but whats life without a few "too soon" moments!
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Skaman wrote:
loyalgunner wrote:
Hopefully not true.
 
Yeah she passed on after losing a long fight with cancer !
 
We still love you Farah xxx
 
Prefered Kate Jackson myself.
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edward l wrote:
Michael Jackson has popped his clogs.
Great entertainer, but had a public personna of a fruitcake.
 
 
Latest is that he didn't die of hart failure but in fact drowned.
 
Apparently he was found clinging to a buoy.
Smithy2009-06-26 12:49:05

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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I particularly liked his before-its-time tune about the AW kit - Black or White

Founder

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SurgeQld wrote:
Milky Pisswit wrote:
At least they won't have to embalm him...

Picking a thriller like comeback, cyborg zombie Jackson stylez...
 
Is he recyclable?


He's definately non combustable!


NO TRUTH IN THE RUMOUR THEN, THAT HIS BODY IS TO BE MELTED INTO PLASTIC TOYS SO THAT THE BOYS CAN STILL PLAY WITH HIM?

We're Forever Causing Trouble

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I can't believe it - he truely was the people's pedo

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:

Wongo wrote:
Prefered Kate Jackson myself.
Jaclyn Smith.


I preferred Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd myself but they are all lovable.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICHAEL JACKSON AND SIR ALEX FERGUSON?

SIR ALEX WILL STILL BE PLAYING GIGGS IN AUGUST!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Regarding his death (Michel jackson's) The cause is still unclear. Dr's are undecided whether or not to blame it on the sunshine, The moonlight, the good times or the boogie.
 
When farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, god gave her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.
 
Michael Jackson did not die from a heart attack in hospital, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why is my previous post pending approval??

And LG

Three for me, and two for them.

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This following on from the death of Jade Goody means it is a sh*t year for people I think are f**kwits.
 
Jamie Oliver must be sh*tting himself.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Knock knock

Who's there?

Little boy blew

Little boy blew who?

Michael Jackson.

RIP MJ



I like tautologies because I like them.
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Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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